Alberta Mickey

A bottle containing at least 6 litres (202 US fluid ounces) or more of alcohol.

A Texas mickey wasn't enough for the boys, so we had to get an Alberta Mickey for a great time.

by Great Nate February 1, 2018

mickey dealer

Your friend who after HS spends all their early 20's selling nickle and dime weed packs to get by. Usually still lives at moms place, gets high on their own supply all the time.

person 1: yo what happened to your cousin ever since I went away for college?
person 2: he turned into a mickey dealer bro.

by MrSquaky February 15, 2018

Metal mickey

Someone who wears braces

"Oi look at Sara she's just got her braces. What a metal mickey'

by Sparkledazzle213 January 3, 2017

Mickey Mantle Marathon

When a person with almost no training runs a full marathon. The first to document this run was Bert Kreischer, who has what's know among scientists as the Mickey Mantle Gene.

Jake woke up today and decided to run a Mickey Mantle Marathon. Those 26miles almost killed him.

by Trashedcatt October 22, 2019

Mickey Mouse Day

A day where you wear all Mickey Mouse merch. October 30

It’s Mickey Mouse day so I’m wearing my Mickey shirt.

by Andy Andy October 27, 2019

Sexy Mickey Mouse

Sexy ass Mickey Mouse. End of November fun.

"Why did you nut in November."
"Oh, my b, it was sexy Mickey Mouse."

by The Guy from MN November 16, 2021

mickey duck

When you get a girl and pump a couple of kids out of her, then leave.

Hank pulled a Mickey duck on old Janice haha cheeky snake

by Maddawgjimbo November 17, 2021