Ronald McDonald 

1. An advertising symbol for the McDonald's corporation, consisting of a red-headed clown that is friendly to children.
2. What the Ronald McDonald House is named after.
3. A hate fetish for college age neo-Marxist fruitcakes. See "McSpotlight".

"Looks like the protestors broke into a McDonald's restaurant and hanged a Ronald McDonald statue from a tree again."

Ronald McDonald by DrCruel December 30, 2005

McDonalds 

A place where that clown whore, purple blob shit, cereal mastermind criminal and other dwellfuckers make fatty food.

Kid: Do you have any drinks?
Worker: Yeah, do you want beer, rum, or wine?
Kid: I'm a kid
Worker: Ya, Rum to go.
Worker 2: sure thing.
kid: WHat?
Worker: that'll be 24.99.

McDonalds by Ball Licker July 26, 2003

McDonalds 

1. A place where cheap MFers go when they can't afford Taco Bell.

2. A place where everyone goes eventually.

3. A place were veggieburgers have meat and meat gots soy.

4. Home of the Shamrock shake.

'Sorry baby, I can't afford no Taco Bell dinner. Hows about McDonalds?'

McDonalds by Sharky Bootes December 23, 2003

mcdonalds 

McDonalds: That place that helps keep down the pigeons.

A & B walk out of a McDonalds
A: hey, where are all the pigeons?
B:You eating one now.
A: Looks at BigMac in suprise and barfs

mcdonalds by Choo-Choo McGrew July 13, 2006

McDonalds 

where you feel like you're in a different country because no one speaks english.

I walked in to McDonalds yesterday, I thought I was in Mexico!

McDonalds by Taryn Y February 2, 2008

McDonald Friday 

The day that Manuel Uribe (World's Fattest Man) chokes on a Shamrock Shake at McDonald's and dies. He then preceeds to rise 3 days later and goes around and gives people cakes, hamburgers, and other heart-attack-on-a-plates to spread the joy of his rising and also to inform that he is running for mayor. What's strange is that these events happen at the exact same time as Black Friday/Easter

when was easter? sorry I got too much cake for mcdonald friday

McDonald Friday by Ruppert Leeroy Jackson III February 24, 2009

McDonalds 

McDonalds is the place to rock
It is a restaurant where they buy food to eat
It is a good place to listen to the music
People flock here to get down to the rock music

McDonalds will make you fat
They serve Big Macs
They serve Quarter-Pounders
They will put pounds on you

McDonalds hamburgers are the worst
They are worse than Burger King
A Big Mac has 26 grams of fat
A Quarter-Pounder has 28 grams of fat

Rock 'n Roll McDonalds
Rock 'n Roll McDonalds
Rock 'n Roll McDonalds
Rock 'n Roll McDonalds

Rock over London, rock on Chicago!
Wheaties, breakfast of champions!

McDonalds by Andrew Floyd Williams December 9, 2008