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McDonalds 

Where the fatty arbuckles eat to get plumper from the ecoli infested beef.
I ate from fast food resturants, and I got diaherria for the whole winter-spring season.
McDonalds by Chang Tan October 26, 2003

McDonalds 

Super capitalist corporation that wasnts to kill you and your children with their special burgers of death.
Often uses toys to lure small children into McDonalds, once the children are in, they never leave. (Not literally.)
They still think, for some bizarre and unknown reason, that children still warm to clowns.

RONALD MCDONALD IS NOT NICE, HE WANTS TO CLOG YOUR ATERIES UP AND THEN SUCK YOUR BLOOD!
"I'm filing a lawsuit against McDonalds for making me fat."

No.....

You silly shit, you ate that shite. They never told you to eat it. (Although, they may have subliminal messaging somewhere. Watch out.)
McDonalds by Toadstoolturd July 15, 2006

Heart of McDonalds 

Yeah, I was back flipping burgers, right in the heart of McDonalds.

Ronald McDonald 

1. An advertising symbol for the McDonald's corporation, consisting of a red-headed clown that is friendly to children.
2. What the Ronald McDonald House is named after.
3. A hate fetish for college age neo-Marxist fruitcakes. See "McSpotlight".
"Looks like the protestors broke into a McDonald's restaurant and hanged a Ronald McDonald statue from a tree again."
Ronald McDonald by DrCruel December 30, 2005

McDonalds 

A place where that clown whore, purple blob shit, cereal mastermind criminal and other dwellfuckers make fatty food.
Kid: Do you have any drinks?
Worker: Yeah, do you want beer, rum, or wine?
Kid: I'm a kid
Worker: Ya, Rum to go.
Worker 2: sure thing.
kid: WHat?
Worker: that'll be 24.99.
McDonalds by Ball Licker July 26, 2003

McDonalds 

1. A place where cheap MFers go when they can't afford Taco Bell.

2. A place where everyone goes eventually.

3. A place were veggieburgers have meat and meat gots soy.

4. Home of the Shamrock shake.
'Sorry baby, I can't afford no Taco Bell dinner. Hows about McDonalds?'
McDonalds by Sharky Bootes December 23, 2003