the act of defecating in someone's face right after you trick them into closing their eyes by telling them it's a surprise.
by M-Urdah May 11, 2010
by hahahhahnotme March 29, 2023
The term for masturbating while sad in order to take ones mind off of their personal troubles. Person whose parents are too poor to afford their abortions. Able to sit nearer than five feet away from one’s bro in a hot tub. A gang of gays--literally a gay gang, shortened to 'gayng'.
Jason M is gayness
by CArs8so4n February 27, 2019
Yeat: I just touch a M I am so rich.
Drake: I touched an M that goes by the name Millie Bobby Brown.
Yeat: What.
Drake: I touched an M that goes by the name Millie Bobby Brown.
Yeat: What.
by patdadragonmasta72 August 25, 2022
"Plan M" (where M = "Masturbation").
A backup plan involving frequent doses of self-administered masturbation if one should fail to find a sex partner.
A backup plan involving frequent doses of self-administered masturbation if one should fail to find a sex partner.
Person 1: So what's plan B if she's not attracted to you?
Person 2: Well if that's the eventuality, then I'm going to resort to "plan M". Long nights on the couch with my #1 handy man.
Person 2: Well if that's the eventuality, then I'm going to resort to "plan M". Long nights on the couch with my #1 handy man.
by daddyDDollazDeluxx December 26, 2013
When you fail at something so spectacularly, if the fail had a physical form it would look like a giant Cloverfield monster made entirely out of fail.
Clark: So I heard you jumped into your pool and it burst open.
Bruce: Yeah, I M-failed pretty badly.
Bruce: Yeah, I M-failed pretty badly.
by B.K.75 June 13, 2011
by AtomicSonic February 18, 2022