Heath Ledger Alarm Clock

A bad combo of drugs resulting in death

man: yo, take these pain killers
drunk guy: no man. i dont want a heath ledger alarm clock

by KilsOner September 12, 2009

lodged horseshoe

Someone who has a run of luck is said to have a "horseshoe lodged" deep within the nether regions. Usually after a long string of beating improbable odds and reaping the benifits of their luck.

Brett Murray just gave me another bad beat, he had a two-outer! I swear that he has a lodged horseshoe tonight.

by Timmah17 April 20, 2006

lodgefest

the act of lodging you foot into many people's butts repeatably over a certain amount of time

Mike's dad is going to go on a lodgefest.

by h3ad5h0t3 January 5, 2009

Kempy lunge

Two definitions for this one.

The third dart thrown in a hand of darts, BUT the thrower must use the entire body to project the arrow
Alternatively - the unlubed trap two invasion without accurate line-up or permission

by Mayor Giuliani October 24, 2003

The Luger

The thumb is inserted in the vagina and the index and middle fingers are insterted into the anus, so that your hand resembles a pistol, or Luger.

We were fooling around and i shot her with the luger, she was loving it

by Bretthole May 13, 2005

cranial luge

Sniffing cocaine. Doing coke by luge-ing it up your nose.

We were in the bathroom participating in the two man cranial luge

by Ian Danger February 6, 2007

Maad Lude

1) consisting of a large sum of money
2) May also refer to something extremely 'cool' or enjoyable that a great amount of assets and wealth may be bartered for that event.

Fais: yo Lolek, thats a crazy car!!

Liron: yea Faisulski, it probably costs over 250k!!

Fais: Maad Lude!

by Nesto Ferrera May 12, 2009