lockdown

Not being able to crap for long periods of time.

Oh poor jerry he's been on lockdown for a week.

by anonymous!!poop September 10, 2010

Lovedeep

The politest term to express you got fucked real deep and hard; when his junk is ALL UP in your trunk.

"How did your date go with that guy?"
"Gurl, it was a real lovedeep. I think he bruised some internal organs."

by Megasaurexxx October 25, 2018

the 'loled'

A sex position named the 'loled' because its so funny you will actually lol. But beware its only for the sexperts as its quite hard. both people stand on their head while having sex but it might be easier to practice against a wall first.

Me and my girlfriend had the most amazing sex last night. we 'loled' it was so good. You should try the 'loled' its hilarious

by Emmers Jorgon February 11, 2009

loled

'LOLed' is the past tense of LOL(laughing out loud) but does not make sense as it means 'laughing out louded'. But the person wants to say 'laughed out loud'. It is used very rarely, and is used mostly by internet dumbos, lazyasses and blondes.

I LOLed yesterday on hearing that joke. Hehe!!!! Hello? U therrr??? LOL!!!!

by WannaBeCow September 3, 2006

Loredo

A guy with the biggest penis ever, he usually has boners most of the time and is kind of a pervert who like to ask girls for nudes. He is in to blondes with big boobs and will do anything to get those pictures.

Who asked for nudes? LOREDO

by lezzzlir March 29, 2015

Locked On

Being over the top in following rules and regulations.

Riley Beecher shined his boondockers for an hour last night. He is the most locked on Cadet I know.

by STNOLAN November 16, 2009

lovedrunk

To go down on a girl, who has a yeast infection, and become intoxicated.

Bill- I went down on Jenny last night and I became lovedrunk.
Matt- It sounds like she had a yeast infection.
Bill- Yeah, it was awesome!

by Walter H White August 22, 2011