Creamy Abe Lincoln

A shot in the dark with steamed milk and or a hairy man in a top hat with whip cream on his nips

Nothing hits the spot like a good creamy Abe Lincoln

by Nfhwhdhes June 23, 2019

Pulled a Linus

"Pulled a Linus" as in the case of dropping something accidently such as laptop. This is related to Linus from the Linus Tech Tips YouTube channel where he often drops things accidently.

Someone 1: *drops a laptop*
Someone 2: He pulled a linus lol

by drgn_ September 3, 2020

So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?

A jokingly-sarcastic way of making light of a truly serious situation --- Abe was **shot to death** at the play's "ending", for goodness' sake!! :P

A couple of excellent occasions to dust off da ol' "So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?" gag would be if either someone has just been helped out of the mud and is so incredibly soiled that he's having to be stripped naked and cleaned off with a pressure-washer, or you go to visit him in the hospital after a serious accident and he's all swathed in casts and bandages and/or hooked up to a myriad of tubes and wires, and so you're trying to cheer him up a little.

by QuacksO September 16, 2018

Lincoln

Lincoln is the capitol of Nebraska and has about 250,000 people. Its mostly white although there are pockets of blacks and there is a small but vibrant vietnamese community. Mostly Lincoln is known as the home of the University of Nebraska and its 5 time national champion Nebraska Cornhuskers. It also has a few museums and stuff and a few good bars including the nationally known Zoo Bar, which is a great blues bar. Other than that, its your typical midwest city.

Lincoln's a nice town, but it's a lot like most other small midwest cities

by BenfromBruno October 28, 2007

linux

Short term for GNU/Linux. This operating system is created to be stable, fast, and secure. It comes in different flavors "distros" to suit everybody's needs. Help is available everywhere except from the Windows idiot. Linux is a made as open-source to allow people to edit linux itself to suit their own needs. Linux will only crash if you are too attach to windows to let go of it.

Windows in the other hand is EXPENSIVE! Windows comes with little good software, and extra applications will cost you big time. That nice noise they have when you boot is important, cause you'll have to hear that alot in one day.

Has different window managers and different desktops for different people to use. You could even make you're own window manager or desktop.

When I installed Mandrake Linux. It was easy and simple to use. I had it barely configured and used it only to help me on my homework. Then I got Nvidia drivers for my video card, and started gaming and other stuff. Now, Linux is the only thing I ever need.

Windows is a piece of crap and some nice alternatives are BSD, Mac OS X, and Solaris. These are UNIX based and are some of the best operating systems.

I can play Unreal Tournament with 1024x768 highest quality with a stable 15 fps on my Intel Celeron 500mhz, 196 mbs of ram, geforce 2 420 computer while on Linux. Windows, I can only run it with 640x480, lowest quality, with only about 8 fps.

Linux is the perfect machine for games! Nintendo and Sony, make a new console with Linux and you'll school any X-Box 2!

by Linux!!! September 24, 2004

Lincoln

A tiny town outside of boston. Everyone who knows lincoln is probably in shock that this made the website. And everyone can check because anyone who lives in lincoln has 4 computers in there house. Favorite Past time
1.) Farming - anything outside
2.) Getting Lost in the unreasonably large highschool that they have to share with sudbury
3.) breaking into there parents $5000 liquor cabinet

person 1 "What's Lincoln?"

person 2 "I think its that place you drive through to get wayland."

person 1 "I thought that was concord."

person 2 "Nope. I think you hit lincoln for like 2 seconds"

by Freeddy October 24, 2005

Lincoln Logging

The act of sitting on a woman's twat and taking a long, stiff, preferably brown stool directly into her vagina until she orgasms.

Timmy: I just gave my girlfriend a lincoln logging last night

Robert: Her vagina probably smells like shit!

by theallknowingnostradamus March 12, 2011