Oklahoma Lightning Rod

The act of walking past your buddy after he’s just gotten out of the shower, full frontal nude, whilst welling up a gnarly turd cutter- and farting on it.

Bro I got Sebby so good, got him with the old Oklahoma Lightning Rod when he hopped out of the shower

by The BubbleMaker March 2, 2025

golden lightning shower

GOLDEN LIGHTNING SHOWER: Pissing on a person while intermittently zaping them with a taser.

That German girl nearly set my hair on fire with that golden lightning shower.

by Irishbackrub June 11, 2018

Lightning

Atmospheric Electrical Discharge

Once a month I get lightning.

by FentanylFiend12 March 12, 2024

My lightning

Adjective:: the name you give the love of your life..
End result, he is a homeless, lying, degenerate disgusting foolish stealing, stinky dirty lot kid who is a poser..

Good morning my lightning I miss you.🎀

by $p!k3beaut1fuL$D25 January 5, 2023

lightning bugkakke

putting lightning bug semen on your face as war paint

the native americans used to have lightning bugkakke painting parties after wars

by AlcoholicsAnonymous420 July 1, 2025