lap licker

lap licker lesbians who engage in oral sex!

or in other words..... bush eater, carpet muncher, lickalotopus, fuzz bumpers, cod lickers

by skippy March 11, 2004

Douche Licker

The act of licking douches

Dude 1: I hate the Cardinals
Dude 2: I too hate them, especially that douche licker Albert Pujols

by Pat October 30, 2004

scrote licker

Lame, unskilled, deficient.

My brother can't drive. He's such a scrote licker.

by JayWay October 17, 2006

Pant Licker

a grubby individual who picks food off his pants and eats it.

Jeff Thomas is a pant licker

by Anonymous March 9, 2003

pussy licker

(1) One who ingraciates themselves with others when not wanted.

(2) One who sucks up to a superior.

(3) Another term for ass licker

(1) Fuck off you pussy licker

(2) John: Look at that Bob sucking up to Jane

Colin: Yer he's right pussy licker.

by magickmark September 2, 2005

fudge licker

someone who licks a peice of fudge, or someone who gives oral sex to the anus

Hey James i was a fudge licker last night!

What licking ass, youre sick

haha no licking a piece of the diary product fudge

oh right, do you fancy fudge licking tonight?

Eww licking someones ass?

Yeah

Ok

(based on a true story)

by HUMMPREY LITTLEWILLY April 19, 2008

Llama Licker

A horny bastard that enjoys licking llamas sexually.

...You're such a frickin' llama licker.

by Carliann October 12, 2007