Lacey Township High school

90% white douchebags

8% asians
2% monkeys

“You know Lacey Township High School?”
“Yea, the race ratio there is terrible!”
“I know. They need more monkey representation!”

by >¢ March 24, 2022

Lacersphincterectomy

The medical term for tearing one a new asshole

Larry's manager asked him to work a double shift on Christmas Day with no pay, whereby Larry responded with a Yuletide Lacersphincterectomy.

by The BS Express January 29, 2022

Lacey

Lacey is a sensitive generous cute girl shes very strong and loves starting fights and always wins,despite her cute look she can take you out.

P1: Bro I had a fight with lacey
P2: bets she won
P1:you right

by demonsdemons February 6, 2022

Lacer

Someone who laces drugs

Don't go to him he's a lacer

by SLiMJD740 March 2, 2022

Lace

To teach

In life's race one must never chase. So you must stay ready, all the time or you get left hbehind. Similar to an old shoe, life will toss you to the side as opportunities pass by, in this wicked game of give and take we all play. To remain true and never reform is a promise I mad to myself as I lace a female with knowledge and if the bitch acts a certain way or misbehaves then she gets delt accordingly. As a fair warning to all females, the only constant in is change. So I stay reinventing myself thus I will not hesitate to replace.

by anonymous March 3, 2022

Laceless vacation

basically when someone’s going to a mental hospital they can’t have shoe laces hoodies strings or anything you can hang yourself with

bob:i tried to kill myself
ricky:oh word

bob:yeh my mom said imma go on a laceless vacation

ricky:well man see you at the mental hospital cuz same lmao

by Ethereal Steez April 16, 2022

Lace it up

Originally created by Mark and Will in 2007. It's a phrase used to instruct someone to prepare drinks for everyone at a party or privately between 2 people.

Gee: Yo, do you guys want a shot?
Justin: yea, lace it up for everyone!

by theilluminatidoh May 5, 2022