lazy les

Jerking off in the shower, and then getting caught by your wife or girlfriend.

"You wouldn't believe it but i was in the shower having a "lazy les" this morning and got busted by my wifey."

by Protector of the SW cadets August 12, 2014

les jones

a walking hotcarl. loves large german men and periodically visits gay male sex clubs. currently resides in owosso where he has no friends or lover but his sister

hey my name is les jones do you have any peeps

by milf March 19, 2005

Les Jones

a sexy son of a bitch who lives in Owosso and has a monster weiner that he wraps around his leg so he can walk. He also loves peeps and will eat them like he was a crack addict

Girl- "Is it in yet?"

by I couldnt handle it March 21, 2005

le xuan

le xuan is a highly well known vulgar phrase used in Singapore. Derived from a person who has exceptionally long nose hair, it has two meanings to date:

le xuan-adjective:

used to describe something god-awesomely orgasmic

le xuan-noun:
slang for pubic hair

le xuan-adjective: "Damn! That bag is so le xuan!"

le xuan-noun: "Dude your le xuan is sticking out of your boxers."

by bimao June 3, 2011

Le Chona

The most awesomest woman on the face off the earth who is also pretty hot. Doesn't take shit from no one, especially little chonas' who are idiots.

"Dude did you see *insert name here* today?
"Yeah dude!"
"She's such a Le Chona"
"I know dude"

by MegaLe_Chona September 17, 2011

Les Floyd

A very funny talented writer who will outshine everybody else

you will soon find out

by His number one fan!! February 2, 2004

le - brad

a skinny white boy who thinks they are good at a sport but in reality they suck

brad viscount said to call himself lebrad after making a wide open layup.

by mike barner August 7, 2006