A way for a female to say she's better than a guy based on shallow external traits like physical appearance. Just about any guy that likes pussy is going to agree without questioning what makes females feel like they're so much better than guys because they can carry a baby for nine months and give birth.
That guy must be queer as a three dollar bill he doesn't believe a girl is better than him because she thinks she's better than him. People told him she's out of your league and he didn't know what the big deal was like they did because he was too narcissistic to understand or talk or think about anything but himself.
by Solid Mantis July 10, 2018
Typically a group of heavy drinkers with marginal athletic ability, who managed to stay sober long enough to organize a team and occasionally a roster. Players wear matching uniforms to make the parking lot drinking location easy for teammates to find. Games are usually held in the evening hours so that pre-game drinking can be carried over after the conclusion of the day’s activities to after-game drinking without the interruption of sleep. All activities are held under the guise of a church function promoting fellowship and comroderie in the local religious community. Note: Not be confused with “Ringer Church league softball team” whereas the team actually is steroidal athletic and non-religious.
Scott asked me to join the Church league softball team. After checking with my Alcoholics Anonymous partner, I was told on no uncertain terms to become an atheist if I wanted to stay sober.
by Tonydanza2 August 15, 2009
I don't qualify for her. She's too much for me.
I'm not confident to ask her out. I'm an asshole for her ;)
I'm not confident to ask her out. I'm an asshole for her ;)
"Look at her, she's wonderful, why don't you ask her out"
"mmhh, no, I think She's out of my leagues"
"mmhh, no, I think She's out of my leagues"
by chorizo_bionico January 15, 2012
A person who has played league of legends. They have a good life and some are even healthy. They are even celebrities who play esports
Guy 1: What are you playing.
Guy 2: league of legends player.
Guy 1: That’s cool. Shame bozos can stop stereotyping these people.
Guy 2: I know right?
Guy 2: league of legends player.
Guy 1: That’s cool. Shame bozos can stop stereotyping these people.
Guy 2: I know right?
by Uctlkxttdxi December 15, 2022
Akin to Bubblegum Pink, but when she’s been railed so hard it looks like a wad of pink big leave chew.
My foot fan asked me if it was bubblegum pink. I said not since I got railed by my landlord last night. After paying for my rent, he left me Big League Chew Pink.
by Dick Onchin January 26, 2023
In George Orwell's novel 1984, an organization for young people that advocated complete celibacy for both sexes. The Party intends to abolish the institution of the family, so all children will be the products of artificial insemination and grow up in public institutions. Members wear red sashes around their waists. Julia, Winston Smith's lover, is a member of the Junior Anti-Sex League, though she does not share their ideals.
By extension, the conservative & repressive forces in society that support ideals of celibacy, virginity, purity, etc.
By extension, the conservative & repressive forces in society that support ideals of celibacy, virginity, purity, etc.
by smendler June 20, 2009
An orgy of sorts involving five men, one woman and a bullhorn. One man, the Coxswain, stands and receives oral sex while directing the other members of the orgy with the bullhorn, "Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Hard right etc." The woman giving the coxswain head is also being done from behind by the anchor man. This forms an H position. Another man lies under the woman on a triangular sex pillow and has vaginal sex with her (alternative: he can be hanging from her like a sloth). On each side of the woman is another man who receive handjobs from her while she is getting done from behind, beneath and blowing the Coxswain--hence the dircetions he gives, "Stroke, Stroke..."
"I was at a frat party last night and saw your girlfriend as the middle member of an Ivy League Rowing Team, I couldn't look away! She was getting it in the ass the pussy blowing some guy and jacking two others off. Sorry bro."
by Chet Rockwood August 15, 2009