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Lamberts 

When you loan your brand new sweatshirt to a hot chick at an auto race,football game or any outdoor sporting event, and then she takes off with it.
Joe loaned his brand new, $55 Ford Mustang sweatshirt to the trophy girl during the stock car race Saturday night because it got cold. Too bad she pulled a lamberts on him.
Lamberts by racersk October 6, 2008
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lambda chi alpha

A fraternity that no one really cares about and was founded using the models of other fraternities far later than any of the real fraternities. They pride themselves on taking large numbers of clones rather than on taking quality members. Requirements for admission vary from being willing to suck the President's balls to being willing to lick the President's balls.
Guy 1: Hey, I got initiated into Lambda Chi Alpha!

Guy 2: I didn't know you liked to lick balls.
lambda chi alpha by SamBJo October 18, 2007

lambasted 

To get absolutly trashed or plastered. Getting drunk to the point of no return.
"That's it boys, we're getting lambasted tonight!!!"
"Look at that dude flopping on the ground. He's totally lambasted!"
lambasted by zephead March 10, 2005
I hear those lesbians really enjoy their lamb tacos.

She presented me with a lovely lamb taco last night. I obliged and ate it right up.
lamb taco by term September 15, 2003

Curly Lambeau 

A sexual act/maneuver when a woman, with wild pubic growth, sits on the face of her male partner, post ejaculation and wiggles to rub the love juices into the face of the male partner. AKA Mecha-Streisand, Hans Osterricher.
See: Airplane, Chem 6A

Or

Niccole: "I love a good curly lambeau after a nice fucking."
Megan: "Yes indeed."
Curly Lambeau by The Chem Lab Cowboy November 29, 2004

Cranberry Lambic

Cranberry flavored urine, served as an alcoholic beverage. Made by Samuel Adams. Comes in holiday pack.

Steve: I bought a holiday pack and got 4 Cranberry Lambics. I now have 6! If anyone wants a beer take one!

two shakes of a lamb's tail 

Quickly. The phrase is similar to "Before you can (insert action here)"
"I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail."