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Lamprini 

Female name originated from Greece, translated as "shining one". Lamprinis are pretty rare, even in Greece. If you ever meet one, consider yourself lucky, and find out as much as you can about her. Chances are she's going to rock your socks off.
Girl1: I spend hours doing my hair and make-up and I stiil feel fat and ugly...
Lamprini: Stop it.
Lamprini by Randreas November 4, 2012
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Frank Lampard 

Frank James Lampard, Jr., (born 20 June 1978) is an English football player currently at Chelsea and previously with West Ham United and Swansea City. Lampard is a central midfielder known for his powerful long-range shots and prolific goalscoring abilities from midfield.
-Bob: did you know that Frank Lampard is Chelsea's highest scoring midfielder of all time.
-ManUnwanted: I only watch mainstream Shrek, C. Divealdo, and Ali G playing for retired Alex.
Frank Lampard by Alkawi May 27, 2007
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Simple Lampoon 

Making someone look silly with a beautifully simple act of mischievousness.

Originally from the UK TV series Peep Show
Mark: You know Kerry, cancer Kerry, I need to find out, for a friend, the name of that Chinese doctor she was raving about, do you remember?

Jez: Sure. It was Doctor Ying Fu Yip... Wang Shong... Pang Fang Wang... Dang Dong Ning Po Ku.

Mark: Oh right. I see. I get it. You were lampooning me. It was a simple lampoon.
Lampis is the best greek name. He fucks you every night and you can find his balls if you search very deeply in your ass.
Lampis' dick is ** cm

Lizard Lamping

Also known as tanning Lizard Lamping is the act of putting yourself under fake sunlight and obtaining an orange like glow. Lizard Lamping can be quite expensive and addictive.
Jeremy: "You looks awfully orange today"
Alyssa: "Yea, I have been lizard lamping"

Jeremy: "Are you going out tonight?"
Caitlin: "No, I cant. I spent all my money on the lizard lamp"
Lizard Lamping by Tan and Happy April 26, 2011

Frank Lampard 

A gorgous footy player who plays for Chelsea and England in midfield, and whips off his shirt after every match.
Frank Lampard by lamps4eva July 6, 2006
In Hokkien language (which is a Chinese dialect), lampa refer to the testicles.

Nice big lampa you have.
lampa by Ah Gua January 16, 2006