Kurt cobaining

Verb/
To killing yourself. Referenced by how Kurt cobain shot himself with shotgun in 1994. Often use ironically

A: that's it guys imma Kurt cobaining myself this night

by Brosssina July 19, 2024

kurt kobaining

The act of shootING ones own load onto their own face.

Dude when I got drink last night I Kurt Kobained myself. It was awful

Kurt Kobaining - Blowing ones own load on their own face.

by Richard Slammer January 27, 2016

kurt andrew meister

the coolest, most swag, best dad ever. he’s SUPER buff and strong! he can do anything for anyone especially for his girls! everybody loves him and knows him, and loves when he’s around them!

daughter 1: i really one this and this

kurt andrew meister: i can make it work ❤️

by ur mom😝 January 28, 2021

Kurt Cristinad

A Maltese saying which is used to show that one got lied to when agreeing to meet at a specific time

Jacob: Didn't we say we're meeting at 7:00?
Daniel: You got Kurt Cristinad brother

by Dronzi December 9, 2023

Kurt Koehler as Thomas Morgan

Kurt's gone from minor roles to playing Morgan in Oppenheimer, a journey to the core of history man.

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's that guy playing Thomas Morgan?

Person 2: Kurt Koehler as Thomas Morgan, bro!

by courtofowls September 4, 2023

Kurt Shaver

When your boss sends you out of town so he can bang your wife.

I came home early from working out of town and caught my boss banging my wife. I got Kurt Shaver.

by Nachofriends January 17, 2025

Dirty Kurt

When your out with someone and when they go to the washroom, you cum in their drink and rub your balls over their straw, then proceed to finger yourself in the ass, and put your fingers in their mouth.

Yo bro, I was on a date with a hot chick last night, and I did a dirty Kurt to him. heheheheh hahahaha

by anonymous March 28, 2024