Chicago Soup Kitchen

When a man farts simultaneously to ejaculating into his partner's mouth.

Boy, I felt bad for Susan after her boyfriend gave her a chicago soup kitchen a few nights ago. She's giving him a hummer one second, then she's puking right afterward!

by Lawrence K. March 18, 2011

Soup Kitchen

An orgy of homeless men in the back seat of a car.

Dude dirty joe and his boys just got done making a soup kitchen out of the back of my Prius!

by Cum Dumpster Dan69 August 8, 2010

Country Kitchen

The greatest place to eat at anytime of the day or night.

The Barn Buster from country kitchen was the most amazing thing i have ever eaten....at 330am..

by perpich February 11, 2006

dirty kitchen

when a bunch of hobos have a sexfest in your car

zach, i think someone had a dirty kitchen in my car, they left a note saying "thanks for the good times signed Dirty Dan and the boys."

by dick stands tall October 26, 2010

soup kitchen

the act of kneeling down and jerking off a group of homeless men into your mouth

"Hey are you busy on saturday?"

"Yeah im im giving out soup kitchens at the Y."

"Dont you mean working at a soup kitchen?"

"No."

by soup kitchen dave January 5, 2013

California Pizza Kitchen

The act of eating 10 pepperoni pizzas while your ass is simultaneously plugged up (to mimick the effects of constipation). Then shitting on a newspaper and making your partner read it.

Dude, I saved the newspaper from the day after 9/11 and decided to do a California Pizza Kitchen for my girl. I think she'll like it.

by billygowhoop August 14, 2008

Soup Kitchen

Remark said while inside Valencia Community College in Central Florida as a way to describe the people and environment.

Man this place is like a soup kitchen, fuck!

by cheerleader eater January 11, 2010