Kenny Lunt

A journeyman professional footballer, who, if you swap the first letters of his christian and surname, you amusingly get the words Lenny Kunt.

That Jamie Oliver talks like a right Kenny Lunt.

Right Mr Barrymore, you say that you were nowhere near the deceased on the night of your pool party! What do you think Her Majesty’s constabulary are? A bunch of Kenny Lunts?

Another shocking miss for Crewe. That Kenny Lunt couldn't finish his breakfast.

by Tom Selleck September 16, 2008

Kenny

A character from SouthPark that dies every episode

You killed kenny you bastard

by Dodo November 27, 2016

Keny

The most beautiful, hottest, bravest girl you will ever know. She is the most adventurous person you will ever meet. She is obviously an immigrant. She has a thick thick accent and you barely understand her. She will slay your life. She has all the boy at her feet. All the boys want her, all the girls want to be her. Smokin' hot

"Mike"- Yo look!!
"Phil"- IT'S KENY *drools*
"Jake"- I'm in love with her
"Harry"- I WANT HER

by Teressa002 January 20, 2018

Kenny

The act of stealing and hoarding other people’s belongings. Often one who commits a “Kenny” will steal clothing and proceed to wear it throughout the day.

Guy: Someone stole my shirt from my room
Guy #2: We probably have a Kenny in the dorm

by Oldheadass January 30, 2019

Kenny

The greatest guy anyone will ever meet. He’s sweet, caring, genuine, and deserving of happiness always. He is always there to make you laugh and fall in love without you realizing it. Whenever you’re with him, you forget what sadness feels like.

Kenny is the best thing that will ever happen to me.

by graceg17 July 29, 2019

Kenny

Somebody with a very large head housing no more than 3 brain cells and some jello. A Kenny usually cant do anything on their own. Either needing his/her hand held or the assistance of Alexa, Cortana, or siri. Also needs a 20 minute youtube tutorial to start to understand how to turn on his/her own xbox.

Damn it Kenny, if I have to explain this one more time I'm going to shoot myself.

by Dasdattrash February 20, 2020

Kenny

A term used to describe a bowel movement.

Frank: I really need to drop Kenny off at the pool.
Ed: Man! Your Kenny smells horrible!

by Tony Blavis October 20, 2007