Kelly Moo

The most ugliest person in the universe who's cud is twinkies and says moooooo often snores like a cow smells worse then a cow and even ways more than a cow

Guy 1: Did you see my new wife kelly !!
Guy 2: DAY-UMM shes a total cow...KELLY MOO !!
Kelly: UM NOM NOM !!! MOOOOOO

by Rednecks 1215 July 31, 2011

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Machine Gun Kelly

A pedophile

Some bitch:Omg is that Machine Gun Kelly???

Me: HIDE YALL KIDS!!!!!!!

by dietc0ke0091 February 21, 2022

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(n.) a name given the status of a proper noun by rocker Marilyn Manson in reference to the anus (cornhole) of a girl simply disclosed as "Kelly". According to Manson, Kelly was a large girl with whom he and a friend became involved in sexual games one night. When Kelly exposed her anus, the two men were silently horrified to get a glimpse of a small, slimy, whitish particle somewhat resembling a corn kernel residing within. After the publication of this anecdote in his autobiography l.h.r.o.o.h, the act of referencing Kelly's Cornhole has since become an inside joke among Marilyn Manson fans, though a practical application for the term has yet to be devised other than simply describing people with corn in their ass.

I love poundin' me some cornhole... unless it's Kelly's Cornhole, that is. Blech! *convulses*

by Holly Teacakes January 30, 2007

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Kelly

a. guy who is very loveable and sweet, he is easy to get along with and is a great shoulder to cry on
b. you may find yourself falling in love with him once you find out how great he is

kelly: awww i would protect you
huhbass. aww kelly your so sweet =

by HuhBass December 24, 2008

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