Tradie's Keyboard 

Australian slang for pokies (slot) machines. It refers to the tendency of Australian tradespeople to play pokies excessively and lose their life savings, sending them into a spiral of meth addiction and despondency.

'Damo been at the pub for 10 hours, tappin' away on the tradie's keyboard. Says today is the day he's gonna win it all back so he can see his kids again.'

Tradie's Keyboard by NMEwakeup September 8, 2022

strap-on keyboard

Same as keytar. Small keyboard or synthesizer, worn on the strap, similar to guitar.

Used by heavy metal keyboardists to do all sorts of #musical masturbation.

Jordan Rudess fucked my ears with his strap-on keyboard solo

strap-on keyboard by dildo777 July 3, 2018

weak keyboard 

The definition of wackness

That new Avril Lavigne joint is straight weak keyboard.

weak keyboard by manoli December 9, 2008

Qwerty Keyboard

A keyboard that that goes "q w e r t y u i o p"

"a s d f g h j k l"

"z x c v b n m"

wasd is made for a qwerty keyboard

Qwerty Keyboard by SiebenPhi July 16, 2015

QWERTY Keyboard

When you jack-off your choad by lightly tapping it with your fingers. Giving the illusion that you are using a QWERTY keyboard (as if texting).

Austin- Yo i be qwertyin my shit
Andrew- You get a new phone?
Austin- Naw mane, i just really like playing with my choad. like a qwerty keyboard
Andrew- Fa sho. Mane.

QWERTY Keyboard by SEAFLOORIUM November 8, 2009

qwertz keyboard 

°^1!2"3§4$5%6&7/8(9)0=ß?´`qwertzuiopüÜ+*asdfghjklöÖäÄ#'yxcvbnm,;.:-_
that's it

yeah
that's basically a qwertz keyboard
ok here have some ACTUAL things about it
y is replaced by z and vice versa
ENG DE English (United States) German keyboard.
you will be confused when typing ascii characters and stuff, such as trying to find and
yeah uh that about it uhhhhhh

qwertz keyboard by literally just a bicycle September 7, 2021

sorry my cat walked over my keyboard 

An overused excuse boys use when they're rejected by females

boy: Hey, I have a confession to make. We've been friends for a while now and I just have this positive feeling whenever I'm around you..its almost as if we were meant to be.

girl: I'm sorry...I like more as a friend
boy: sorry my cat walked over my keyboard . stupid cat

sorry my cat walked over my keyboard by Meerkat511 December 15, 2022