2 definitions by SEAFLOORIUM
When one wraps a choad, or a penis that is wider than it is long, in tinsel and then proceeds to have another individual suck it on Christmas Eve.
Andrew: Dude, I just wrapped my choad in tinsel.
Austin: I would totally give you a jingle monkey but it's not Christmas Eve.
Austin: I would totally give you a jingle monkey but it's not Christmas Eve.
by SEAFLOORIUM August 23, 2009
When you jack-off your choad by lightly tapping it with your fingers. Giving the illusion that you are using a QWERTY keyboard (as if texting).
Austin- Yo i be qwertyin my shit
Andrew- You get a new phone?
Austin- Naw mane, i just really like playing with my choad. like a qwerty keyboard
Andrew- Fa sho. Mane.
Andrew- You get a new phone?
Austin- Naw mane, i just really like playing with my choad. like a qwerty keyboard
Andrew- Fa sho. Mane.
by SEAFLOORIUM November 8, 2009