A man with an autistic laugh who thinks all babies are ugly and praises Hitler for his achievements. Really enjoys playing Roblox alone because he has no friends who want to be associated with him.
That guy is such a Josh, he couldn't stop autistically laughing when I told him that demented dead baby joke!
by GhostBoi666 December 13, 2017
Get the Josh mug.Josh: A whiny emo shithead that plays Final Fantasy XV A New Empire on his mobile device. Josh can be found in Realm 569 trolling female players for "teh n00ds" and talking mad shit without being able to back it up. His feelings are easily hurt and he has zero self-esteem as it is in the trash compactor next to his personality and dignity. Will attempt to be your friend through social media and in various chat programs such as LINE. Do not give in. Josh is like herpes. He never goes away and causes severe irritations after you thought he was gone.
Swirls: I am warning you what will happen if Josh gets invited here.
Swoops: Oh come on how bad can it Be?
Josh: Thanks for the invite <spans board for an hour straight>
Bane: Goddammit Josh!
Archer: Fuck, I hate this guy
Swoops: Oh come on how bad can it Be?
Josh: Thanks for the invite <spans board for an hour straight>
Bane: Goddammit Josh!
Archer: Fuck, I hate this guy
by ZAHale January 17, 2018
Get the Josh mug.A really cool person who's birthday is probably in October. Plays a lot of games but is still a ladies man. some consider him a player (which he is) but that doesn't make him a bad person. usually tall and doesn't like to play games in a relationship. hes a cool guy and I recommenced that you try and make friends with a josh.
Girl 1: OMFG Is that josh hes so handsome... i'm in love.
Girl 2: Fuck him he broke up with me and Stacy and Annalise and Megan and Bridget and Georgia last week.
Girl 1:Oh... maybe ill have better luck then!😍
Girl 2: Fuck him he broke up with me and Stacy and Annalise and Megan and Bridget and Georgia last week.
Girl 1:Oh... maybe ill have better luck then!😍
by yaboi911 October 16, 2019
Get the Josh mug.A logical, rational guy who finds pleasure in destroying any and all hope, reasoning, and joy in existence. He's kind of an asshole, dickhead, sarcastic know-it-all douche... But a little enjoyable, somehow...
by Mickman0 November 5, 2016
Get the Josh mug.An all-around adorable guy.Super sweet and loving.When he smiles the whole world stops. The best boyfriend in the world. He's cheesy and corny at times but that's why you love him.
Fat booty but a SMALL BACK: You and Josh's texts are so sweet and cheesy
Connie: He makes my heart melt.
Fat booty but a SMALL BACK:Awwwwww
Connie: He makes my heart melt.
Fat booty but a SMALL BACK:Awwwwww
by ramen_lover_420 October 28, 2018
Get the Josh mug.The term "douchebag" generally refers to a male with a certain combination of obnoxious characteristics related to attitude, social ineptitude, public behavior, or outward presentation.
Though the common douchebag thinks he is accepted by the people around him, most of his peers dislike him. He has an inflated sense of self-worth, compounded by a lack of social grace and self-awareness. He behaves inappropriately in public, yet is completely ignorant to how pathetic he appears to others.
He often talks about how cool, successful, and popular he is, yet never catches on to the fact that he comes across as a total loser. Nevertheless, he firmly believes that he is the smartest, most desirable, and most charming person in the room... and will try to bad-rep anyone who would threaten to expose this facade.
He fancies himself a ladies’ man, yet tends to be a joke to all but the most naive of women. He tries to portray himself as part of the in-crowd (a fashionista, an upwardly mobile professional, the life of the party, etc.) but only succeeds in his own mind.
To everyone else, he is an annoying and arrogant phony who comes across as a wannabe overcompensating for his insecurities. He tries to appear like the center of whatever group will tolerate him, but in reality, he is just a tag-along who mooches drinks, women, contacts, social standing, and other benefits from the group... while contributing nothing.
Though the common douchebag thinks he is accepted by the people around him, most of his peers dislike him. He has an inflated sense of self-worth, compounded by a lack of social grace and self-awareness. He behaves inappropriately in public, yet is completely ignorant to how pathetic he appears to others.
He often talks about how cool, successful, and popular he is, yet never catches on to the fact that he comes across as a total loser. Nevertheless, he firmly believes that he is the smartest, most desirable, and most charming person in the room... and will try to bad-rep anyone who would threaten to expose this facade.
He fancies himself a ladies’ man, yet tends to be a joke to all but the most naive of women. He tries to portray himself as part of the in-crowd (a fashionista, an upwardly mobile professional, the life of the party, etc.) but only succeeds in his own mind.
To everyone else, he is an annoying and arrogant phony who comes across as a wannabe overcompensating for his insecurities. He tries to appear like the center of whatever group will tolerate him, but in reality, he is just a tag-along who mooches drinks, women, contacts, social standing, and other benefits from the group... while contributing nothing.
by I<3IceCream! December 19, 2018
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