Long Johnny

A term to describe a man's ginormous erect penis.

When I was with Sarah she gave me a long johnny

by Rionox February 8, 2023

Johnny Loaves

A nickname given to any Police Officer who walks a beat and appears to be walking gingerly as if he has two loaves of bread under his feet. Also takes forever to get from point a to point b.

Look at that Johnny Loaves. He’s walking ever so gently like his feet are killing him.

by Denzel wendell March 6, 2019

johnnie guilbert

the best emo ever!!
his smile is so cute and i love him so much

“Johnnie guilbert is so cute”
“i know right?”

by kirbroskie October 28, 2023

Pulling a Johnny

Pulling a Johnny means flirting with someone a lot with no intentions of a a relationship with them at all. You might even be seeing someone, but that doesn't stop you from telling the victim that they actually have a chance with you.

"You're gonna take Katy out?"
"Nah, I'm pulling a Johnny on her."

by KindOfACock June 9, 2014

Johnny popper

Quiet fart that just slips out but stinks really bad!!

I was in a group full a people in a meeting and a Johnny popper slipped out and cleared the room.

by Booty-Judy August 21, 2019

Johnny Wheeler

A self absorbed douchenozzle who generally places the welfare and needs of his penis ahead of anything else in life.

That guy is such a Johnny Wheeler

by Major Obvious June 8, 2015

Johnny Nap

A substance indused slumber taken by REALLY cool people

Hey man, after these various substances and delicious cigarettes I'm gonna take a Johnny Nap

by WillCComedy June 5, 2022