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jizz donut

Just as u pull out she farts and glazes her own brown eye. It starts as an anal creampie, then after the fart glaze the guy eats it. The girl (or guy to be fair to the dudes that like dudes) has to be face down during this
I was getting nasty with my chick last night and the best part was the jizz donut surprise on my face
by gorilla humper November 29, 2013
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jizz noodle

A penis the ejaculates without an erection.
I just rubbed IcyHot on my dick and I think I got a jizz noodle.
by CheckCheck0725 April 28, 2016
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Jizz Pocket

Honey, I can't wait for you to fill my jizz pocket tonight!
by JizzPocketSupreme July 11, 2016
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Jizzay

(JIZZ-AE:NOUN) Jizzay is an act of ejaculating into a mayonnaise, mixing the two, and using it as a spread on bread.
Danielle is addicted to cum, I constantly see her eating Jizzay sandwiches.
by Jew6909 February 9, 2017
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Jizz Dog

A white old dog that can be referred to as jizz dog
I saw my friend's dog, an old white haired jack russel, JIZZ DOG
by jizzdogfanpage November 2, 2019
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Jizz Curse

The Jizz Curse is the reason for everything wrong in the world. After Nigger Jizz was released into the world he swore vengeance on Jizz and doomed everything he supported. Jizz Curse has been known to create COVID-19, the losses of Yang and Sanders, and the rise of Trump. It must be stopped at all costs.
God dammit the Jizz Curse caused the coronavirus pandemic.
by MarkAntony23 June 2, 2020
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jizzacane

A combination of the words jizz and hurricane. A jizzacane is used to describe powerful and violent spraying of jizz (at high speeds up to 74 miles per hour).
"Yo my dog brought a category 5 jizzacane to my room last night. This morning was a mess"

"I was caught up in a crazy jizzacane last night, I could barely see!"
by jSEO August 27, 2020
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