Inbox Jihad

A person who sends greater than 4 messages to someone before they have a chance to respond. Also known as inbox bombing.

Dude, I pissed her off and she turned into a total inbox jihad.

by Ghafy November 18, 2020

Taco Jihad

When you declare a Holy War on someone through a taco (OR alternatively, a Holy War waged entirely through tacos).

Friend: "Charlie was a d*ck to me!"
Other friend: "Let's eviscerate a taco in his mailbox!"
Friend: "why?"
Other friend: "Taco Jihad."

by 7drizzy January 10, 2021

trailerpark jihadist

The stereotypical trump supporter - exactly the same ideology and dress code. Big unkept beards, typically drive a rusted out pickup truck with a "don`t step on muh snek" bumper sticker.

That trailerpark jihadist in the dodge ram is tailgating my ass right now.

by ButMuhSnek_no_step April 9, 2021

Jap Jihadist

Muslim extremist with similar behaviors to Empirical Japanese during WW2.

Look at the Jap Jihadist blowing things up again.

by G Mizzan August 1, 2021

Sneaky Jihad

When you see a person of Middle Eastern decent that you particularly don’t enjoy being around.

“This sneaky jihad took my hat”

by CheekyNandis September 14, 2022

bourgeois jihaderati

Related to the Wokerati but not the Illuminati. Woolly-minded (always) sandal-wearing (occasionally) terrorist-supporting protestors who prefer to engage in group-think rather than confront the reality of the true horrors behind their supported cause, ie Jihad, the main meaning of which for the benefit of the Metropolitan Police is indeed "holy war".

Possibly first used by Giles Coren in The Times on 4 November 2023

at these almost daily demonstrations in London by the bourgeois jihaderati

by AneurinB November 4, 2023

Pukeus Jihadus

Something you do after drinking straight vodka for a weekend bender.

Im about to Pukeus Jihadus in the toilet bro!

by StinkyBaboon November 14, 2023