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A Mick Jagger

A quick 1-2 second squirt of diarrhea you shoot from your butt hole against something eg toilet bowl, wall, someones face etc etc.
If done at the right time will leave a huge green apple splattered version of mick jaggers lips.
I ate so much curry, spices, hot salami & prunes last night and old man james wouldn't let me into the toilet, so i smashed a mick jagger on that fuckers pillow & car.
by BennyBen[S] January 23, 2009
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joggerbums

Sweat trousers used for jogging or bumming around
Jim went running then slouched around the house in his joggerbums
by Holli_James March 27, 2007
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joggernaut

an asshole that pays no attention to anything but running, including traffic, weather etc...
Look at the dead joggernaut that SUV just ran over!
by triumph 650 January 14, 2008
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Juggernot

This is the opposite of Juggernaut.
It is something or someone that is stoppable and not very strong
Man, you couldn't even pick up that brick. You are such a juggernot!
by Juggernot08 September 15, 2010
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Juggernaut

Don't you know who I am, BITCH?!?!?!?!?!!
by Insanity C December 26, 2011
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Jagger

The holy God of anime and All should bow to him
Jagger is just a GOD!!
by 0Thatguy0 June 14, 2019
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Jagger

A seriously one in a million guy. Jagger is known to be the life of the party always and is never seen without a smile on his face. He’s sociable to the point where he makes new friends no matter the setting or time of day. His fashion sense is unparalleled and classy. He enjoys spending his time on his art and being creative. His upbeat music taste is sure to win over any other music junkies like me. A guy like jagger is an infamous flirt and someone who cares really deeply about the people he surrounds himself with. His charisma is what draws people in and he’s got the most gorgeous eyes ever. Everything he feels, he feels it so passionately. He’s a hopeless romantic at heart and known to be very cool and suave. Although he’s not always the best at expressing his feelings, he tries his best. You can always count on him to cheer you up even when he’s been feeling down himself. Jagger is all around one of the best people to have around and if you have one in your life you are infinitely blessed.
Yo I just met the most chill guy ever, I think his name was Jagger?
by itslawn August 5, 2019
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