Level Jumper

Someone who assumes they're your best friend after only meeting you a few times.

Chris is such a Level Jumper because he asked to borrow some money for some goose from Rahul after only meeting him once.

by PBizzel July 23, 2008

jimmy-jammering

Trying to mess around with smaller pieces of whole to get the whole to work.

How did you get the car to work? Well I was jimmy-jammering with the engine and I finally got it to start.

by preppy325 March 20, 2006

butthole jammer

Punching someone else's butthole with your fist while they are unaware. Usually whilst screaming "BUTTHOLE JAMMA!!!11"
NOT IN A GAY WAY

Alex: Dude, I gave Roland a huge butthole jammer yesturday.

John: Woah...........

by Bing Bong April 6, 2008

mudhole jumper

Mudhole jumper is a FAG. Someone who likes putting in someone else's ass. A raving homo

I always knew that guy was a mudhole jumper. That guy's clut was screaming "OH YES!", when he took it from that mudhole jumper

by Ira Goldbaum August 12, 2009

jumper

A Paratrooper

"Then when the green light turned on, the command was given, "Go!" One by one, each jumper leaped from the plane, trying to stay as close to the guy in front of him as possible. Our plane was traveling at 120 mph and every second lost between jumpers meant about 176 feet of separation between landing sites and comrades."

by Tyler December 15, 2003

Jasper, Texas

*A city that used to be peaceful until, in 1998, a vicious hate-crime occurred; degenerate white racists were going to drop a black man off back home, but before that they stopped in an unknown area to have a couple of drinks......but then that's when the three racists beat up the black person, and ultimately tied his leg up to the back of their truck and then dragged him, and upon the truck turning, the one being dragged got decapitated by a sewage pipe underneath a road.
This event was so shocking to the little city of Jasper because there has never been such a hate-crime so incredibly radical, let alone have there been any real hate-crimes in Jasper whatsoever. Although the family of this dead man will forever mourn their loss, there were decent white police officers who did everything in their power to get to the bottom of this case. The man was judged as guilty, but disturbingly, the man being charged always had smiles on his face, and he didn't give a rat's ass. Let's see how he likes it when he gets executed.

*The name of a movie with the storyline of the event described above.

*To drag someone behind your vehicle.

"See Michael Moore and all you Mooreons? NOT ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE EVIL!!"
-me

"After seeing Vash the Stampede get dragged on the ground with a car, I thought to myself 'holy shit it's like something out of Jasper, Texas!' LOL"
"*seeing a stickfigure get dragged with a 4x4* holy shit it's like something outta Jasper, Texas! LOL"

by Dave May 22, 2004

Jammers

Usually an asian who is special needs. "Jammers" usually acts like someone with cerebral palsy. His features include a huge chin and looking like a monkey. However "Jammers" does have some talent, as "Jammers" is asian, he is very good at maths and tends to be good at slide tackles. Although "Jammers" doesnt understand the meaning of washing his hair yet, maybe one day he will (you just have to believe).

woah that kid is a "Jammers", look at his abnormally big jaw and his asian personality.

by drew dolph December 15, 2010