Jacob Sartorius

A young white fuck boy. With a talent of lipsyncing because he sucks at singing.

Girl: Who is this white fuck boy in musical.ly?

Me: That's Jacob Sartorius

by Athena Adams May 15, 2016

JACOBY

JACOBY--ONE HOT MTV HOST FOR THE KICK-ASS SHOW SCARRED!

A PERSON OR THING THAT EVERYONE WANTS TO BE LIKE. SOMEONE OR SOMETHING THAT MAKES PEOPLE LAUGH. SOMETHING THAT EVERYONE MUST HAVE AT LEAST ONE OF. A DRUG THAT MAKES YOU FEELS GOOD.
A REALLY HOT GUY THAT ALL THE GIRLS GOT TO GET WITH.

I WAS FEELING LIKE SHIT, THEN I TOOK A JACOBY AND HAVE FELT GREAT ALL DAY!

DID YOU SEE THAT JACOBY, I HAVE GOT TO GET ME ONE OF THOSE!

I WAS HAVING A SHITTY DAY UNTIL I HUNG OUT WITH JACOBY.

by YAPMO1 February 28, 2009

Jacobe

Jacobe is a furry. This kind hearted individual will find they're way into your heart right at the moment you meet them. His knowledge of culinary arts is known to be at the level of finest in the tri-city area, and will usually consist of microwavable ramen in a cup. Jacobe will cherish your hot dog buns and keep them safe and cozy in his fridge at home. He is one for indie games and musicals.

Jacobe can make hella fine ramen.

by Gaymachine2400 July 9, 2016

jacob boor

one with an elephants trunk for a cock

Damn, did you see that elephant at the zoo?
Nah man, that was a Jacob Boor

by PimpMastaJizzle May 24, 2010

Jacob head ass

a lil kid that cant grow up , has a lil dick , and cant get bitches

yea the guy at the bar was such a jacob head ass

by big dick jacob December 13, 2016

Jacob sartorius

death

jacob Sartorius just touched me, it's time to go prepare my funeral.

by thelonelyhole June 9, 2016

Jacob

The really depressed 'epicgamer' fnaf dude on your bus that rarely talks,
or the guy who decided to nickname himself jake and bully people

Person 1: Did you see Jacob play WOW yesterday?
Person 2: No, he was dumping orbeez on Henry wasn't he?
Person 1: Nah, that's Jake, not Jacob. He's the one who sits in the back of my bus.

by Chloechips124816 March 1, 2023