by Bobmannn November 7, 2018
Get the Jacobmug. A cock swallowing extremist. Can be found lurking around places like Chip-n-dales along with majority of the gay nightclubs in any area that is flaming. Spends most of his days getting that ass waxed by some thoroughbred horse dick of a man. Favorite snack include bananas, cucumbers and else dick shaped. Don’t be alarmed if you come home to him fucking your husband.
Jacob is probably a packers fan!
by Random Damsel September 19, 2019
Get the Jacobmug. Bitchass nigga whom can't pull shit with his dumbass voice that sounds like fucking Kermit the frog. he looks like a broken thumb with hemorrhoids on it with hair looking like chewbaccas butthole
by the_nut_nibbler5 May 20, 2018
Get the Jacobmug. A very sweet and decently handsome guy. He’s very smart even though he won’t admit it, and always talks down about himself. Even though he does so, he still supports and puts his friends first without a second thought.
Girl 1: Wow look at Jacob he’s so sweet and cute
Girl 2: I know right and he’s like the smartest in class
Girl 3: Do you think I have a shot if I ask him out???
Girl 2: I know right and he’s like the smartest in class
Girl 3: Do you think I have a shot if I ask him out???
by Clara <3 June 15, 2019
Get the Jacobmug. Jacob is bitch, and a fuckboy, he can be really funny but annoying, He’s kinda gay but he doesn’t realize it, to some people he may seem hot
Jacob is a betch
by Swaggggeerere May 21, 2019
Get the Jacobmug. plays fortnite for 17 hours everyday and is still doo doo. sometimes doesn't go to school because his siblings are sick.
When is jacob going to get off?
I don't think he will for the next 7 hours.
I wonder if he knows anyone that cares about him
I don't think he will for the next 7 hours.
I wonder if he knows anyone that cares about him
by hitormissiguessthenevermisshuh March 1, 2019
Get the Jacobmug.