Josh 

Scientific Name:- Joshwacusfaggotuslikesmeninassus

Scene Kid, Generally Hangs out with the hardcore kids, heaps big try hard, Hangs around people to make them look better, makes himself look gay, wears makeup down the main street to video easy. VERY FEMINEN

Also can be used as an insult

and as a form of prank

Your A Josh

What A Josh

Man Your As Gay As A Josh

You Got Joshed

Josh by Not Josh Olds December 1, 2009

Josh 

Anything in Zelda that causes you to go from full hearts to less than full hearts, such that you lose the ability to shoot your laser sword.

Typically its the root of the cause on screen, and you yell at it. It could be a boomerang or one of those little jellies that come out of the big jellies and wiggle into you unexpectedly or those ass-bastard heads that pop out of the water to shoot flaming balls into your chin while you're trying to find secrets.

Goddamn fucking Josh boomerang!

NO! Josh! Getthefuckawayfrommeeee

Oh FUCKKKKKK you Josh.

Josh by Yezzi August 20, 2010

Josh 

To insult or enrage someone then get beaten up by them.

To be Joshed.
To get a Joshing.

Guy 1: "Did you see that guy in the fight that got his ass kicked?

Guy 2: "Yeah, what a Josh."

Josh by DJEvans July 23, 2009

josh 

A "look at me" one trick pony narcissist who's good for a laugh, a game, he's always horny but has forever been too selfish to learn how to please a woman, forget foreplay. They're control freaks who's motives are selfish, self seeking. They're great manipulators even better liars. Most Josh's disappoint. Josh will leave you with horrible memories, regret, and embarrassment. He just wants attention and does crazy shit to try to get and keep yours

Who doesn't know Josh? He has no standards and no skills. He leaves you unsatisfied and VD infested

josh by surveyed&confermed December 7, 2015

Josh 

The most amazing, talented man in the world. He is loving and devoted to the one he loves and would never do anything to intentionally hurt them, although he has the tendency to be quite annoying at times.

Josh is crazy tall and thin, can eat junk food all day and not gain a single pound, but is still incredibly strong. He is a hard worker and always gives his entire self to a job. He is educated and grounded.

Josh is the kind of man that everyone wishes they had and that you should never let go of once you have him.

"Who is that?"

"That's Josh. Too bad he's taken, I could really use a man like that in my life!"

Josh by Shoopdawhaaa- February 5, 2012

josh 

White highschool piece of shit that has a micro dick and gets boners in class all the time

That josh kid is gay

josh by pussydestryer July 21, 2015

josh 

liar with small dick

patty: he cheated on me! what a josh

josh by jnugget January 7, 2015