The act of preforming oral sex on a woman of choice. Using a swirling motion of the tongue on the clitoris
Girl one: Oh my god during sex last night he went down on me and gave me an amazing swirl job.
Girl two: I could probably do it better.
Girl two: I could probably do it better.
by JoinMyImperfections June 29, 2016
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T-bone says to his buddy - "Yo my girl gave me a holla job last night. She went like this 'T-BONE WAZZZZZUPPPP!!!!!' Man I came so fast I didn't have to jerk it or nuthin.
by Conflitm749 October 21, 2013
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I gave Derek a lemon job last night, and it was the worst experience of my life. It was so fucking sour.
by Jeffrey Canondorf February 27, 2011
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Mason: Hey guys. mason here. i’m now offering my famous “mason-jobs” 50 percent off. hmu if you down. Mason out!
Any logical person: gimme gimme
Any logical person: gimme gimme
by Gregory McGraw October 31, 2023
Get the mason-job mug.Defined as: a sexual act undertaken when pleasuring the penis, beginning with the purchase of your favorite juice pouch, preferably a Capri-Sun. Following this purchase, and during a sexual encounter with your Male partner, insert one end of the straw into the juice pouch of choice and the other end into the chosen urethra. An erect penis is recommended. Angle the head of the penis downwards, and gently squeeze the juice pouch until the urethra is full, or until you run out. As you squeeze, angle the penis upwards so as not to leak any juice from either end. At this point, the rest is really up to you and your partner, however it is recommended that the juice ends up in someone's mouth.
by Zogor January 6, 2019
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I’m not proud of it, but I got so hammered last night that I ended the night getting a Pam job from some horribly ugly dumpster slut.
by SlipperyLobster February 28, 2021
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by Peter Schlongberg July 27, 2023
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