Jesse Lingard

Jesse Lingard is a world class football player known for his cheeky celebrations, despite scoring only one goal in the last season. He likes to skip training and looks like a rat.

Jesse Lingard is shit

by C1assicCanuck September 20, 2020

Jesse Mccartney

a fag who wears make up and can sing like a chick

omg, he acts just like Jesse Mccartney

by LaLa November 3, 2006

jesse mccartney

The most gorgeous 17 year old boy on the face of this Earth! Talented as all hell, makes you want to melt. Acting as Bradin on summerland the most awesome show ever! Heaven, gods gift.

Oh my god, i want to bang Jesse Mccartney so bad!

by Rosie April 1, 2005

Jesse

Jesse is a really good friend although most people don't appreciate that. Don't let her go becaue she is the most loyal person you will ever meet.

Omg she did that for you? That's such a Jesse thing to do.

by troyesivandelrey November 18, 2016

jesse

He loves penguins he is 2 feet tall and stands on his tipi toes all the time . Small Penis he will draw cartoons everywhere probably fucks his brother.

Guy:Why is that guy fucking a penguin"?
Guy:he is probably a jesse

by chuwangd December 15, 2017

Jess

One of the kindest people in the world, always good to have a chat too. It may be tough to become good friends with her but once you do it will be one of your best friendships. They are also great at emotional support and making you feel better.

Friend: I'm so sad
Friend 2: Get Jess to fix it
Friend: Oh yeah she is the best at that stuff

by Sweaty Mcfetty November 20, 2019

Dirty Jesse

A dirty chick who’s main move in sex is twerking

I did a dirty Jesse last night and that’s my work out for the week

by dirtyjesse August 30, 2020