Jamelian

Oh Jamelian… how he’s so annoying. Every girl at school hates him. His humor is being rude. He makes everyone cry. Even the sweetest person named Aaliyah. He thinks he’s funny… He’s not.

Aaliyah:Hey Jamelian! I was wondering if you wanna go to prom with me?
Jamelian: Shut up you smell like poop

by Mikasastandeksjaksj November 23, 2021

Jamaican Bobsled

The use of Vaporub as lubrication.

She didn’t have any KY, so we raided the medicine cabinet and took the Jamaican Bobsled for a spin.

by Grim Tiswold January 21, 2022

Jamaican Man

Very tough guy with a philosophical mind.

Man #1 I need a philosophical motto for my army.

Man #2 Go ask that Jamaican man over there.

by Gym Lion January 24, 2022

Jamaican tug-o-war

Two men playing tuggies back and forth until one of them is ejaculates. This one then takes a rolling paper, spoons the semen and some grass into it, and lights up the other man’s children.

Dog I so high yesterday after I lost Jamaican tug-o-war to my buddy Greg

by MikeWaz0wski January 30, 2022

Jamaican juice

Jamaican juice it’s a drink that get you crazy have cock long asl at a 10 to 20 size

Tom wake up with a rock hard cock I been drinking Jamaican juice

by Oscar switch March 30, 2022

Jamaican Broccoli

Another name for Marijuana.

"Hey do you have some Jamaican broccoli at home."

by Wun Hung Low April 15, 2022

Jamaican Plane

Our favorite person in the entire world. Derived from the acronym "JP", which comes from the name J. Porter. Ms. Porter is known for her specialty in traumatizing unsuspecting children within her dance studio. To cover our tracks while speaking of her, the director of her ballet program invented the name "Jamaican Plane".

"Oh no, here comes Jamaican Plane."
"Jamaican Plane went crazy during rehearsal last night."

by lollllllllllllllllllllllllllol April 24, 2022