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Italian Mozes

A massive god like figure that can beat you up with her pinkey. She grants all the bad wishes u make.
Person#1: GO AWAY!

Person#2: Wow i want to get struck by lightning now.

Italian Mozes: BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!
by Honathan January 26, 2009
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Italian Mud Basket

First, you poop and hold it in your hands. Next, you do your girl from behind. When you're about to climax, you shout, "That's a spicy meatball!" and throw it on her back.
"Man, last night I had to take a huge dump so my girl Jennifer had the idea to do the Italian Mud Basket."
by jenifer green1 March 17, 2010
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Italian Dunker

A disgusting sex act in which mozzarella cheese of the finest quality is melted upon man schlong. That cock is then dipped into a woman's vagina that is filled with marinara sauce. The man then extracts his penis, covered with cheese and marinara, and forces the woman to blow him.
"Taste Papa Luigi's finest Italian Dunker."
by Stesheng October 13, 2008
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Italian Blowjob

Blowjob through a pizza
- Person 1: I almost got an Italian blowjob for 150czk yesterday!!

- Person 2: What´s an Italian Blowjob??? That is, Anders, blowjob through a Pizza.
by Dr. Street Justice June 22, 2011
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Italian Shower

The over-usage of any musk, cologne, body spray, or perfume. Named after people of italian descent, they will soak themselves in these scents without even noticing the nose burning, and sometimes eye-watering effects.
Logan: What's that horendous smell?
Steve: Oh it looks like Tyler just took an italian shower, he just had rugby so no doubt he's making up for his odour with too much old spice
Logan: Yes, I forgot his mom was italian, it all makes sense now
by Logie G February 22, 2009
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Italian awakening

The act of wacking your dick off someones forehead in order to wake them up from a deep sleep.
Yo, that fucking asshole has been passed out for three days, someone give that fucking shit for brains the Italian awakening!
by bt February 20, 2003
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italian lawn dart

n. a piece of neighbor dog feces deposited in your yard which is then hurled back into the yard of the rightful owner.
"That scumbag Carmine let his dog shit in our yard again. I'll get even with that cocksucker and throw the italian lawn dart back onto his feakin' lawn."
by scabbrain April 5, 2010
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