Italian Bakewich

The act of stuffing a condom full of cold left over italian meats, (ie. sausage, meat balls, brigole etc.) then using it as a dildo untill luke warm, and fanally cutting open and consuming contents.

I gave my girl an Italian bakewich today; I have never been so stuffed, and neither has she.

by AstroJACK! November 25, 2010

Italian Development

For when you copypasta everything from stack overflow

The entire codebase reeks of Italian Development, but at least it works.

by meme-bruh-1 August 19, 2022

The Old Italian

When you use papa johns garlic butter as anal lube for sexual intercourse

I gave the neighbor the old Italian after we finished our pizza

by Trashman May 31, 2019

Italian Pickle

A nickname for the coolest friend in your friend group. In some cases the leader of your friends. It is earned and given to you. You don’t choose to be an Italian pickle. You earn the title.

Oh look it’s italian pickle.

Is Italian pickle here today?
Sup Italian pickle

by random2478 August 22, 2019

Italian vet

The shovel

My rabbit was sick so I took it to the vet who quoted me thousands so I introduced it to the Italian vet

by Stampeze72 August 20, 2021

Italian pipeline

When you use a frozen sweet or spicy Italian sausage as a dildo.

"...and then Mario bent over and got an Italian pipeline right up the ass!"

by SerenadingSiren July 14, 2017

Italian Battleship

A frozen Olive Garden breadstick used as a dildo.

I couldn’t hit her gspot with my dick so we had to pull out the Italian battleship from the freezer.

by Judaspurriest October 10, 2019