Refers to a bottle of Alberto VO5 dat you give someone wif da stipulation dat dey actually use it on their hair.
If you give a gal a bottle of post-shampooing hair-tonic, I think it is generally implied and understood dat said bottle is a "conditioneral gift" --- i.e., she is sposta actually apply it to her scalp during her showers, not just set it aside and let it gather dust.
by QuacksO September 06, 2020
by Rachel738292 January 22, 2021
A baby who should have been given away because they won’t develop properly in the household but wasn’t given away so grew up extremely abnormal
Gift baby’s are often born with neonatal abstinence syndrome (Drugs in their system)
Gift baby’s are often born with neonatal abstinence syndrome (Drugs in their system)
by B3NZ0S4BREAKFAST September 28, 2023
When you intentionally walk onto security or other film recording enjoying a product or retail food.
by Cody5050 April 29, 2023
When buying for older people on your shopping list... Get them something you would like.... There's a "chance" you might get it back in a few years.... (when they die)
Helen, I'm green gifting mom those earrings we looked at in Tiffany's last week. I can't wait to wear them to her funeral.
by Rich Apple December 17, 2010
To give a gift to someone to get a gift back or use as leverage to:
Complain later
Harass
Martyr yourself as a saint
Etc
Can be noun or verb.
Complain later
Harass
Martyr yourself as a saint
Etc
Can be noun or verb.
My baby mama gave me a present on Christmas and later gift bitched me to her family
Gift bitch gifting bitching
Gift bitch gifting bitching
by English phd April 25, 2017
This is a day where you give your girlfriend a gift. Generally, should be during the month of February (excluding Valentine’s Day). Gift should be $50+!
by simplzplzur February 26, 2024