1 incher

A really tiny cock

Katie: i fucked sam last night at the party
Emma: :O :O :O u so lucky omg
Katie: he had a 1 incher
Emma : lol

by TheHunterOfPussy December 4, 2016

Twelve inches a spade

A male of the Treeus Swingus genus AKA a spade. Usually hunted by fat women called Traci, Teresa and Tanya. The male of choice for Instagram/OnlyThots

"models" called Becky, Staci and Vicki. Intercourse with said spook runs the risk of contamination, disease and worse of all, a niglet and inevitable single motherhood.

Becky: OMG!!! There's a gorgeous Twelve inches a spade. I'm going over.

Jenny: *facepalms* you'll regret it. Once you go black, no one will want you back....

by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 5, 2021

6 inches

She wanted 12 inches, so I fucked her twice.

See above. See above. ^^

by teh133735t May 13, 2005

Girl inches

“Girl inches” refer to when a girl thinks a guys dick is much bigger than it actually is. This is partly due to guys over exaggerating their size.
So when a girl sees a dick thats around 6 inches, she’ll think its 8 or 9.

Guy 1: I was with amy the other night, she really liked what I was packing

Guy 2: Maybe in girl inches..

by Leftonreplied November 10, 2019

incholesterol

Famous Starcraft 2 player, active member of SC2 SOTG, and kind of chubby which resulted in this unfortunate nickname.

1 - "Who's that fat guy they call incholesterol on SC2 State of the Game show? "

2 - "He's EGiNcontroL, and thats muscle man derp de derp"

by thehumanrobot August 11, 2012

5 Inches

a perfectly fine amount for a male to have. Do not be discouraged when woman laugh at your size as they do not even have 1 inch to start with.

Man, i whipped it out and she started laughing at my '5 Inches'.

by RealNiggaAndar June 11, 2018

10 Inches

Something you say you have but don't.

I have 10 Inches.

by THE REAL 69 February 8, 2017