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you dont have to be lonely at farmers only dot com

A dating website created for lonely farmers, who apparently we city folks just don't get.
You dont have to be lonely at farmers only dot com! Them city folks just don't get it.
by CityFolks November 12, 2017
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It means when you don't care about nothing else but your family and your rest
Drake: "She said she love me, I said I lobe her partly, I only love my bed and my mama, sorry."
by DatKiddNiya February 11, 2018
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Only bought this dress, so you could take it off.

This is lyrics from Taylor swift's song ''dress''. (Album: "reputation") This is clearly her most sexualized lyrics from her music career, this lyrics also caused a huge shock in fandom.
Joe Alwyn: -Wow awesome dress, honey
Taylor Swift: - Thanks sweetie, only bought this dress, so you could take it off.
by noitsluka August 1, 2019
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The Only Things You Will Ever Need To Say To Your Teachers

If you are absolutely sick of talking to teachers, these sentences are the only ones you will ever need to say to them to keep them happy.

- No.

- Yes.

- I dunno.

- Can I go to the bathroom?

Use it in the right context and you're saved!
"Have you been listening to the lesson at all?"

"Yes."

"Then, for the fourth time, what is the answer to the question on the board?!"

"I dunno."

"You obviously haven't been listening. Do I need to send you to the principal's office?"

"No."

"What am I going to do with you? You are such a troublesome student..."

"Can I go to the bathroom?"
by Tinkerbelll May 21, 2004
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The only matter I do not take seriously, BOY, is you.

An insane quote by Thanos to Ronan.
Ronan: "I only ask that you take this matter seriously."

Thanos: "The only matter I do not take seriously, BOY, is you. Your politics bore me! Your demeanor is that of a pouting child. And apparently you alienated my favorite daughter, Gamora. I shall honor our agreement, Kree, if you bring me the Orb. But return to me again empty handed and I will bathe the star-ways with your blood."
by ZaneyP00 May 29, 2022
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only 25% of my viewers has subscribed to my channel

what most famous youtubers say
some famous youtuber : only 25% of my viewers has subscribed to my channel

me : stop please
by EU🅱️🅱️OUR January 27, 2022
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it only hurts when i laugh

It means that laughing is not your cup of tea....broadly speaking it means laughing doesn't suits you...
Today was a good day,i enjoyed a lot but, in the evening i got a news that my friend passes away actually IT ONLY HURTS WHEN I LAUGH!!
by rokabomber January 25, 2016
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