Ivan

Some gay ass nigga

Nobody:
Ivan: 🌈

by Uslyslhjclhfig jfvhlkydkyd June 2, 2019

Ivan

Ivan is a Russian kid who is addicted to mobile games and math. You can often find him jacking off the Velma or Daphne from Scooby Doo. He also likes to be racist and annoying calling kids niggers and cunts. He wishes that one day his dick will grow but in the end it will be eternally small. Like his sex life.

"Ivan is such a fucking idiot."
"Yeah I hope Ivan gets raped by his stepdad"

by BeckFestBOI January 16, 2020

Ivan

A bashful man monkey who has difficulty picking up women and regurgitates on himself.When it comes to ladies he is like the blind squirrel that doesn't get many acorns.

Dude, you totally pulled an Ivan with that chick tonight, go change your shirt.

by earthly February 3, 2010

Ianne

INSANE GIRL! Loka!!! lahat na! puro sya ka-XDhan!! XDness at whew pa sya!

Ianne is the craziest girl in the world!!

by ItsNickz September 26, 2011

Ioannis G.

Cheap lard-ass Greek creature who dates a woman with an extremely large nose and no brain.

While drinking heavily one night at the bar, I spied an Ioannis belching to attract his prey.

by sarahmay May 4, 2005

Ivan

People with the name Ivan always have big mouth, they usually talk trash about people on multi-media, but when you face them in real life they are a pussy. People of this name likes to cheat in class to get good grades. When they go to college they probably will drop out, Asian included. HE IS SUCH A PUSSY THAT HE IS WHAT HE EATS. He talk trash about everyone in school but someone also do it back to him. Instant Karma!

He's such a pussy and his name is Ivan...

by Amaterastsu March 26, 2017

Ivan

The male name Ivan tends to come from the Slavic countries and generally means man of God. They tend to be extremely caring once you get to know them but can sometimes have a tough shell. When they are involved in a conflict, they think with their heart as they will fight for who they love.

G'day Ivan, how's it goin'?

by Toa Neox March 18, 2019