Cock Hurricane

When the cockerel has the force of a hurricane

Everyone evacuate the stalls, the cock hurricane is approaching. Leave before this situation gets sticky.

by GuyNamedPubert September 9, 2020

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Hurricane Katrina

A strong hurricane that pounded new Orleans and flooded most of it's Lower Ninth Ward.

News: Alright hurricane Katrina is pounding against the Gulf killing a few in Florida and is now heading straight for Louisiana, New Orleans. The citizens: Nah I'mma stay here in my house. -later- Hurricanr Katrina: WHATS UP IDIOTS!
Citizens: -in superdome a second after the hurricane hits-

by REE man October 9, 2020

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Miami hurricane

Receiving oral sex while smoking crack

She gave me a Miami hurricane I lit my hit and she sucked me off it was amazing

by Crazy blonde freak July 22, 2022

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Miami Hurricane

When you receive oral sex while taking a blast of crack cocaine.

Damn she gave me an amazing Miami Hurricane after I met my plug last night

by Crazy blonde freak June 15, 2022

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Hurricane Cake

Floridian specialty consisting of decorative Icing made to look like a hurricane for a hurricane party. Blackballed by Publix grocery store management for contributing to the promotion of illicit hurricane parties. Their idea is people should evacuate to safety and not get drunk and eat cake.

That is highly debatable.

In the end it winds up never being a serious storm at all. Central Florida gets worse afternoon thunderstorms than most "hurricanes". Storms with names just last a bit longer and have more palm fronds flying about. Unless you made the worst possible decision in your property choice (I.E. on the beachside) there is literally no reason to plan on anything but some rainy weather.

Sucks that your Publix isn't cool enough to ignore the company ban and make you a hurricane cake on the low man.

by dnbdave November 14, 2022

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