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Hurricane

A convenient way to get a new house. However, it can also kill you, and everyone else in the neighbourhood gets a new house as well. Varies by category, going from simple repairs to complete house replacement. Works best in Florida.
hurricane: *destroys roof of house*
dude: aww yeah I wanted a new house, thanks!
by l0l_ May 28, 2018
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Hurricane Salad

When Perco and Fingercake whoop you 3 or more goals consecutive in Rocket League.
by Coralface July 22, 2017
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Hurricane Milton

Hurricane Milton was a devastating category 5 major hurricane that made landfall in the west coast of Florida as a category 3 hurricane, and the Yucatán Peninsula as a category 5 hurricane.
Florida: I havent been hit by a category 5 major hurricane in years.
Hurricane Milton: Hold my beer
by anthonyjomnesq December 2, 2024
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hurricane Jen

This is when a girl gives you a tornado style blowjob so hard she gets blisters on her hands then tears come out of her eyes from gagging, upon providing the payload , the man says “pew pew pew
Dude, it’s my birthday and hurricane Jen hit my house. She’s still crying.
by Happy man man November 23, 2024
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hurricane pumpkin

A pumpkin, just like any other pumpkin, but is bought to be the entertainment for the upcoming hurricane.
I went to Walmart to get a hurricane pumpkin, so I’ll have something to do if the hurricane knocks out the power.
by Hshdjjd May 30, 2018
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Hurricane Cake

Floridian specialty consisting of decorative Icing made to look like a hurricane for a hurricane party. Blackballed by Publix grocery store management for contributing to the promotion of illicit hurricane parties. Their idea is people should evacuate to safety and not get drunk and eat cake.

That is highly debatable.

In the end it winds up never being a serious storm at all. Central Florida gets worse afternoon thunderstorms than most "hurricanes". Storms with names just last a bit longer and have more palm fronds flying about. Unless you made the worst possible decision in your property choice (I.E. on the beachside) there is literally no reason to plan on anything but some rainy weather.
Sucks that your Publix isn't cool enough to ignore the company ban and make you a hurricane cake on the low man.
by dnbdave November 14, 2022
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Hurricane

Hurricanes are large vortexes infamous for their spinning, banded shape. Hurricane intensity varies, from the weakest, with 74 mph windspeeds, to a category 5 190 miles-per-hour monster.

Hurricanes could be deadly; recent examples include: Maria, Irma, Harvey, Florence, Michael, etc.
Or they could just drag off to the ocean, as most do.

A average hurricane season has 7 hurricanes.
2 of these 7 average hurricanes, in average, strike the USA.

The strongest part of a hurricane is the "eyewall", the outer part of the eye of the storm. But, inside of that eyewall; sits the eye, the calmest part of the storm.

Hurricanes lose power over land and colder waters, and gain power in areas of low shear and hot water, which is needed for the storm.

Hurricane Name change for basins:

Indian Ocean : Cyclone
Northeast Pacific : Typhoon
Atlantic : Hurricane
"Hurricane Katrina is heading towards Mississippi and Louisiana, and could bring flooding into the plains."

"Hurricane Irma has made landfall in Cuba as a category 4. It's now heading for Florida at the same intensity."
by lobkwlekek1 November 9, 2018
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