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Himmington

The man, the myth, the legend, he's him and will always be him. No other man like him.
"Did you see his new post?"

"Yeah its Theo, he's literally himmington"
by ywatahee January 1, 2023
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Humping the bed

While usually a form of self-pleasure, you can also get a girl to ride you from behind and hump you into the bed until you climax.

My friend with benefits, a female cop, had me lie down naked, face first on her bed. She looked great in her sports bra and spandex yoga pants.

She climbed on top of my hamstrings and grabbed both of my wrists, placing them behind my back. I was so turned on at this point, my throbbing erecting was as hard as a rock and rubbing up against her silky bedsheets.

“Sorry handsome, I’m going to have to place you under arrest.” she said mockingly, handcuffing my wrists behind my back. With her weight on top of my legs, I was completely immobilized.
She placed one hand on the back of my neck, and the other on top of the cuffs keeping my wrists in place. I tried turning my head to get a good look at her, but she held my neck in place, preventing me from doing so.

“Nuh uh uh.” she said.

She proceeded to thrust her hips into my backside, causing my throbbing cock to slide along her soft, smooth bedsheets. I gasped.

“Feels good, huh?” she said, laughing.

She continued thrusting into me, holding my wrists and neck with each hand the whole time. I started moaning at how good my cock felt from rubbing her silky bedsheets, on top of the arousal of her straddling me from behind and controlling me like this.

I couldn’t take it anymore. My cock erupted like a volcano, and I felt giant waves of cum spurting out from underneath me. My entire body was quivering and twitching. She was laughing the whole time I was climaxing, getting off on it nearly as much as I was. She didn’t stop thrusting into me from behind until i finally stopped cumming about a full minute later.

After the climax subsided, I was panting for breath and too drained to move, even if I wasn’t immobilized by her cuffs and weight. She had done an amazing job of humping the bed with me.

I felt her lean forward to whisper in my ear from behind. “Wait right here… I’m going to get a riding crop, and then I’ll be back for you.”
by GirlsTyingUpGuys May 11, 2023
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Himming

Present particle verb of the noun "Him."
The act of being Him.
Friend 1: I had three Bumble dates last night and two more tonight
Friend 2: You're himming out of control big dawg
by GigaChad904 May 13, 2023
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Hamming Zaza

Abilities:

1: Invisibility. Eg: Posts and gets 0 likes/comments/shares/views

2: Conversation Manipulation. Eg: Boss "So, Hamming Zaza, what are your previous work experiences" Hamming Zaza: "How was your day"

3: Teleportation. Eg: Hacker "I have your IP" Hamming Zaza: "alt+f4"
Boy 1: "It's almost impossible to be a true Hamming Zaza"

Boy 2: "It's easy, just don't use a device for the rest of your life"
by Hamming Zaza June 1, 2023
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Humping Hanna

When someone believes they’re a dog and dry-humps everything. Their musty crotch leprechaun spreads its juices everywhere.
Hanna Elise is the biggest Humping Hanna I know.
by GonorrhoeaGobbler June 21, 2023
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Hemmings

A small kid who thinks the world revolves around him
OMG you think your such a Hemmings
by watermellowner August 23, 2023
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Humping iron

Workout where a man is bench pressing a woman sitting on the bar while another is riding him as the two women make out for as long as his arms and dick can last.
Carter was humping iron with Linda and Chloe yesterday for 2 hours!
by Cpl HotPockets July 23, 2024
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