Hummer

an extrememly pimped out ride such as the H3, H2 and H1.. a hummer is not a sexual term, perverts.

The H2 version of the motor vehicle, the Hummer, costs alot.

by sidda rajo January 15, 2006

indiana hummer

when a woman strattles ur neck and you hum as loud as u can so ur neck acts as a vibrator

dude, i gave that stripper an indiana hummer.

by rookie8709 August 1, 2010

hummer

Hummer is a homosexual, someone that bums people, bummer, stick those two words together and you got a big Hummer.

That guy has got a dress on, What a fuckin Hummer!!

by Spurtreynolds June 22, 2004

Humberto

A small kid that likes Gisselle and he will soon marry her because he stalks her

Uh look it's the Gisselle lover aka Humberto

by ☆Saint☆ February 8, 2017

hummer

Quite a fat fly that buzzes around,is yellow and black and makes some runny stuff that tastes shite on toast

A hummer flew past me and I squashed the fucker with the back of my hand

by Davidicus Bartominus June 19, 2003

hummer

Now out of production, but still one of the most kick ass yet most hated vehicles ever made. Hated by many who would JUMP at the chance to own one, it is simply a one of a kind vehicle that was made for those who can afford one, and is one of few vehicles that can give the jeeps a run for their money. Its incredibly capable off road, but can still look damn good pulling up to a fine restaurant or event. There are three models, all equally impressive for different reasons. If your lucky enough to own one, get ready for dirty looks, sneering, and middle fingers. Its ok, they all secretly would own one if they could. Let em have their Prius....

I took my Hummer off road this morning, and stopped at Tavern on the Green on the way home.

by Super Bored at Work January 23, 2015

Humberto

A bald man who waxes their hair every three weeks

This bowling ball looks like Humberto.
Humberto0: i suck ur toes now i angery

also calvo is spanish for bald so he gets more mad

by Bowoil Mother please no November 5, 2019