spontaneous human combustion

to suddenly, and with no apparent reason, burst into flames and within minutes become a human cinder. a.k.a. SHC

defoe was running so fast towards the opponents penalty area that he suddenly suffered an acute spontaneous human combustion

by theWestHamfan November 4, 2003

huarachudo

a deragatory name for an uncultured mexican villager. see chuntaro

look at that farm boy huarachudo, he can't figure out the automatic door.

by al garcia April 19, 2008

human lullaby

Someone so boring, so uninteresting, so powerfully dull that you find yourself suppressing the urge to yawn before they've even finished telling you their name.

"My date with Kelly from marketing? You mean, Kelly, the "human lullaby?" Let's put it this way--had I ordered the soup instead of the salad appetizer last night, there's a good chance I could have nodded off and drowned in my lobster bisque, she was so fucking boring."

by esme gregson January 16, 2008

humacorn

A human like figure with a single horn protruding from their forehead.

a humacorn is a human with a horn on their face

by Jaytee_92 November 11, 2009

Human Chili Bomb

When an individual is using a smartphone at ground level and is suddenly struck by a stream of steaming diarrhea from anonymous on level 2; such as a; balcony or upper deck.

Dude I saw this hot chick on her iphone under my balcony and I totally broke the ice by giving her a human chili bomb.

by Baby Beadows February 21, 2011

Human Rolly-Polly

Sexual act involving the connection of a human beings face to their own bung hole. Knees and elbows are folded in to simulate proper rolly-polly position.

That dude was so desperate for action he gave himself the human rolly-polly.

by DJ Drano July 25, 2011

humahumanukanukaapuaa

Colorful saltwater fish found in tropical waters, named the State Fish of Hawaii.

While snorkeling, I spotted a humahumanukanukaapuaa - and discovered the name is disportionately longer than this small fish.

by Katnapper May 16, 2016