Bitten by the horn dog

The sexual urges one feels when one is on ecstasy. See mad dog.

Rob has been sniffing around that girl all night. He has been bitten by the horn dog for sure.

by Dwaine Howe August 4, 2008

horn muffin

A girl version of a horn dog! (or a horny gay guy)

{Gay Guy}: omg!!! i need to get a guy!!
{Girl to her gay best friend}: stop being such a horn muffin cutie!

by Fouldsy March 10, 2008

horn

1. A telephone.

2. A device honked by all yuppies and soccer moms when they lock their Lexuses, BMWs, or SUVs at the mall. It is a trumpet fanfare announcing to one and all that they are now locking their cars.

Megan can't come down now, she's on the horn.

Like all good soccer moms, Flannery blasts her horn a few times when she locks her Excursion.

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

Bull Horn

A man who smoothly rhymes everything he says.

Bull Horn: "So you the corn-fed fool with a alot of muscle mass, but now it's time for Bull Horn to get up in that ass!!"

by Gold_Shorts June 21, 2010

Blue French Horn

The act of ruining a perfectly good TV show with a terrible "twist" during the series finale; referring to the eyeroll-inducing "twist" during the series finale of How I Met Your Mother, where the entire story of how Ted met his children's mother turned out to be an unconscious attempt to ask his children if he can date his ex-girlfriend Robin again. Ted then shows up at Robin's house with the blue horn from their first date/the first episode.

"Man, I used to love that show, but the series finale was such a blue french horn."
"I can't believe how they blue french horned the TV show like that!"
"Remember when that entire season of Roseanne was just a hallucination? What a blue french horn!"
"They thought they were bringing the show back full circle, but really they just blue french horned the entire thing."

by ninjabailarina September 21, 2014

Blow Horn

While a women is giving you a blow job she grabs your balls and pulls hard down on them making you scream like a blow horn.

I went out with my girl last night and when we got home she instantly gave me a blow job. But then she grabbed my balls and pulled on them so hard that i screamed like a blow horn.

by lions20 June 28, 2010

Hungarian Horntail

The most terrifying thing you've ever seen in your entire life.

This terrifying creature can be defeated only by singing to it as wonderfully as Darren Criss. WARNING: This can only be done successfully by Darren Criss.

Hey dragon
you dont gotta do this
Lets reevaluate our options
throw away our old presumptions
cause really
you dont wanna go through this

Im really not that special
the Boy Who Lived is only flesh and bone
the truth is in the end
Im pretty useless without friends
In fact Im alone
Just like now
but anyhow

I spend my time at school
trying to be this cool guy
I never even asked for
I dont know any spells
Still manage to do well
But theres only so long that can last for
Im living off the glory
of some stupid childrens story
I had nothing to do with
I just sat there and got lucky
so level with me buddy
I cant defeat thee
so please dont eat me
All I can do
is sing this song for you

Lalalalala

Rarararara

Lalalalala Lalala

Thats right Dragon

You never asked to be a dragon
I never asked to be a champion
We both just jumped on the band wagon
But all we need is guitar jamming

Lalalalala

Rarararara

Lalalalala Lalala

I love you AVPM you are totally awesome and supermegafoxyawesomehot

"And for you Potter, the Hungarian Horntail, the most terrifying thing you've ever seen in your entire life."

by :)loverofPotter<3 August 19, 2011