Herpes dick

A dick with herpes

Rumor has it that your dad has a herpes dick

by Stickycarseats July 29, 2019

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Herp Spray

a female so infested with STD's the hair spray in her hair most likely contains a high percentage herpes

Dylan- well at least in AZ they aren't as dirty

Bruno- ya right!

Dylan- nothing shower couldnt cure. here i need fucking lye

Bruno- i see girls eating herpes for breakfast in AZ
they put "herp spray" in their hair!

Dylan- yeah thats an afternoon snack here.

by Dirty BJD January 9, 2012

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Vampire Herpes

Vampire herpes are herpes that you have even after you die. Like foreeeeeeever herpes

Crystal got bit by a vampire 200 yrs ago and she still has herpes.

My sister got vampire herpes at a rave.

by Kaseofherpes September 25, 2022

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goose herpes

You know how fucking annoying a fucking goose is? You know how you can't get rid of herpes? Now imagine an orney, foul fowl with a bad case of distemper and covered in puss filled herpes sores. That won't go away, that will attach you and thus transmit the goose herpes to you. As your body slowly succumbs to the ravages of disease your hunger for bits of bread only increases along with your hatred of all mankind. Soon the transformation will be complete and you shall know unbounded hatred! HONK!

Damn, that bitch fucking nasty, I wouldn't fuck her with your dick.

Shit, at least she doesn't have goose herpes like your mom.

by Maxwell Haus August 26, 2020

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herpes pilot

A term for a pilot who after reaching the mandatory retirement age of 60 would not retire, but instead would move into the Flight Engineer seat, which does not have a mandatory retirement age.

1) My Second Officer was a herpes pilot. Those guys just wont go away.

2) The herpes pilot I'm flying with said he can't retire because he's got 3 ex-wives to pay off.

by UnitedBusDriver January 23, 2017

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