nerf herder

The little FUZZIES that appear on a jacket or garment of clothing after being washed; fuzz balls on gloves after being over-worn

He never washes his jacket because he's afraid of getting nerf herders all over it.

by A Non a Mouse January 11, 2009

Hedera

Abbrev. Head error. Vulgar. Someone with a mental or learning difficulty, i.e. Down's Syndrome. Used by British youths as "txt speak".

"Oh bother", said Pooh as he saw how angry Tigger was.
"LOL he wuz lookin @me liek he'd got a hedera", said Christoper Robin.

by James12345 December 24, 2008

Heiferidge

Noun, from the english heifer (a female cow) and fridge (col. meaning refrigerator).

Derogatory name for a female, usually overweight or generous in proportions. Often a girlfriend or significant other.

A fat, slovenly, un-redeeming woman, similar in size and shape to that of a cow and fridge.

An ugly or out of shape woman.

Girl: "Where's my pink top?"

Boy: "Shut up Heiferidge!"

by The Analargonaught. March 10, 2009

Header

It's a slang term for oral sex.

"Ken wanted to give me a header."

by MRBIGSELBY April 28, 2016

haidering

when a desperate man asks desperate questions desperately and still gets ignored

*asks “who wants to go out?” three times*
*silence*

“oh cmon are y’all haidering me?”

by lostlights October 29, 2020

road header

Someone who gives road head.

Macy is a very good road header.

by iiThe Juggernaut November 16, 2011

double header purple monkey fuck

The act of smoking a cigarette and just before your done you light another cigarette using the cherry from the first cigarette then smoke the second one.

Looks like our smoke break is a extended today. Plenty of time for a double header purple monkey fuck.

by fLeers March 17, 2013