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Pls help I'm dying 

If ur dying why tf are you here call an ambulance. aaaaa I'm dying wtf
Person 1: Pls help I'm dying
Person 2: no lol
Pls help I'm dying by JayV54 April 22, 2022
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self help welts 

(n.) Calices on the hand, specifically created by nights of lonely male masturbation.
Two dudes shake hands

Dude 1 says, "Holy shit!"

Dude 2 sighs and says "Self help welts."

Whadda ya need help for? 

Invented by Jeff Mcrae (see: Jeff Mcrae), "Whadda ya need help for?" is the ultimate act of humor in a computer class/lab. While someone works on a computer, reach over and press the F1 key (or other Help File hot key) to open the program's help menu, while saying "Whadda ya need help for?" in a sarcastic manner.
Also, there is a delayed "Whadda ya need help for?" This is done when the user is away from the computer and F1 is pressed. When the user gets back, often moving the mouse out from a screen saver, the Help File/Menu is open, and the "Jeff Mcrae" says "Whadda ya need help for?"

"Whadda ya need help for?" is often used in conjunction with zings.
Andrew: *Working on the computer, turns head to the left*

Jeff(from the right): *Runs up and presses F1 and runs away laughing* "Whadda ya need help for?!~!?"

Andrew: "Bastard!!"

Can I help you 

I’m in your room when you said not to.can I help you then.

Girl who agreed to help Donald trump with the wall 

A girl who loves Donald trump and her name is Catherine babb and she agreed to help with the wall
ew she is Girl who agreed to help Donald trump with the wall

I can't help you there 

When your gay friend asks for a hand job.
Jordan: Hey Jeremy, can you give me a hand job?
Jeremy: I can't help you there ! butt.....