fat handed

An adjective that describes being caught in the act of porking out on forbidden food. Like flies swarm to shit, so fat fucks swarm to fridges at night.

"I put a ham in the fridge and caught that chunk ass Janelle fat handed at 3am eating it."

by Wizards Sleeve June 26, 2005

Haley Meghan Hance

The girl whom I am in very much love with, she also posted an Urban Dictionary Definition about me, but unfortunately was declined. Publish this and let her know that she is the most important person in my life. Haley Hance, I love you so very much! You are the definition of perfection and beauty! I love you!!!!

Have you heard about the girl Haley Meghan Hance who won Miss Universe without even entering? Yeah! Isn't that James Oulch's fiance?

by James Oulch May 2, 2013

hamsexy

A ham radio hate group of homosexual FRS operators.

Those fat hamsexy guys like to talk on their FRS radio and pretend to be hams.

by N3JFW August 15, 2006

Halsey

An absolute rat

“Omg Halsey is such a rat”.

by Mother fucker dude July 19, 2019

Hansen

Tall, amazing, and beautiful girl who has a heart of gold and a smile that lights up the world. She has a cute little nose that looks adorable when she's upset, and has the most adorable Spock ear you will ever see. She's amazing, and a person that deserves the best in life from everyone.

That girl is such a hansen!

by Mr. Rosas December 7, 2012

halsey

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halsey Currently one of my favourite artists

by Thispagewasmadeforme September 11, 2020

back handed stink bug

whilst standing on one leg, reach under lifted leg with your non-dominant hand, grasping the shaft of the wang with thumb on the underside. commence masterbation at a desired pace.

i was just at this party and i walked in on marco when he was busting the "back handed stink bug", it looked like so much fun that i immediately started too. when we were done, we pashed and wiped our penises on the curtain.

by Marcoooooo October 23, 2007