Chelsea Handler

quite possibly the funniest woman to ever walk the earth. has hysterical television shows, with even a MORE hysterical nack for writing about her life. Whether is a book dedicated to all of her one night stands, or a book about her drunk and wild antics with her and her friends, chelsea handler is a legend.

Whoa that joke you told was TOTALLY chelsea handler!!!

by missmk420 October 20, 2008

handlebar

The type of drinking establishment that services mostly motorcyclers and local roughnecks.

We realized we had overdressed once we walked in the bar; the place was completely handlebar.

by Chatain February 18, 2009

Handle Jiggling

Where the driver's side door is unlocked and they get in but you stand at the passenger's side and shake the handle until they unlock it.

Duddeee, you left me out in the cold forever, I was Handle Jiggling like a stripper out there.

by Keri@Wyoming July 26, 2010

Handler

A person who only gets in relationships with mentally ill people. A handler either wants to “fix” the person or thinks an experience with them would be “interesting”. They often decide to end the relationship when the person they are dating gets better help.

Person A: Hey how’s Anna?
Person B: Fuck if I know, she dumped me as soon as I started taking meds that work.
Person A: Jesus, forget about that handler

by tommyboy666 December 2, 2017

double-handle

To form a task unnecessarily, or not completely which means you have to finish it later; causing one to exert force twice.

Throwing your socks on the floor and then picking them up and putting in the hamper: "Why did you double-handle your socks?"

by Warren Bess July 20, 2003

bi-handle

the act of being able to write and handle things with both hands.

kailán: So are you right handed or left handed ?

Lorenzo: Im bi-handle .. I write with my left and eat with my right.

by runthaaaat July 2, 2009

Vagina Handle

When one is too tired they get pulled by their pubic hair which is braided and their nipple hair will grow longer.

Harry: Mannnn, I was horny last nite. I was sooo horny that I carried my girl by her Vagina handle just to get to the bedroom.

Wart: Harry, you have some problems, man. How thick was her vagina handle?

Harry: Pretty damnnn huge, Wart. Pretty damn huge.

by Shatburgers October 18, 2010