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Honking the farty horn

When you squeeze their ass unexpectedly and they let one squeak
She was making breakfast this morning so I came up to surprise her and accidentally started honking the farty horn
by Crsp November 26, 2021
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Honking

Pomping yourself
Tony: I was busy honking myself off when Joshua caught me.
Joshua: It was delicious!
by bigdickdavinci March 4, 2022
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hosinski

you're dumb

hey, shut up before i hosinski you!”
by urmomshotgirlfriend March 10, 2022
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Honkin Puss

Stinky pussy

Any really bad smell

Abbreviated to H.P
by Derv1609 April 28, 2022
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Honking

Some guy honked at me repeatedly today. I didn't do anything wrong.
Hym "Some guy honking at me doesn't stop me from tilting the wheel while someone's kid is walking down the street. I can make you stop. I shouldn't have to but I can. And, no, it's not that you all know each other it's that you all know me and are on the medium that is being used to follow me. If my life doesn't have any value then neither does your shitty soon-to-be-slut daughter. Fuck your kids."
by Hym Iam May 31, 2022
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Honking Wallops

Ayo look over there at her honking wallops
by Rc174 June 4, 2022
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Honking the donkey

Masturbation. Generally involving a male but I guess a woman can honk the donkey too. Slapping the salami, beating the meat, chocking the chicken, etc. It can also be used as an expression for someone that is fucking around.
I went over to Luke's house but he didn't answer the door again, he was probably honking the donkey.

Quit honking the donkey and get back to work
by Slickrick42 July 22, 2022
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