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by Sonne:Doof February 1, 2017
Get the Russian hooker mug.The 'Hooker with the heart of Gold' is a a female and in rare cases, a man, who lives the tragic life of prostitution.
The hooker with the heart of gold is a caring, loving, person whose head and heart are all in the right place, but is in the prostitution business due to some ludicrous tale such as:
1)she has no way of paying a HUGE debt and has to work 2 jobs plus the corner
2)she is forced by the pimp to be a prostitute and doesn't leave because fear of him
3)a family member is deathly ill and she had to quit school and get 2 low paying jobs plus work the corner
The hooker with the heart of gold is a caring, loving, person whose head and heart are all in the right place, but is in the prostitution business due to some ludicrous tale such as:
1)she has no way of paying a HUGE debt and has to work 2 jobs plus the corner
2)she is forced by the pimp to be a prostitute and doesn't leave because fear of him
3)a family member is deathly ill and she had to quit school and get 2 low paying jobs plus work the corner
Hooker with the heart of gold: Hey! wanna have a good time baby?
Pleasure seeker: Get in.
Several hours later.....
Hooker is walking back to the corner when she sees a hobo...she gives him half the earnings she just made even though her pimp is not gonna be happy. she puts the hobo before herself
Pleasure seeker: Get in.
Several hours later.....
Hooker is walking back to the corner when she sees a hobo...she gives him half the earnings she just made even though her pimp is not gonna be happy. she puts the hobo before herself
by tymk August 15, 2011
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by dabadabadabadabadaba January 24, 2011
Get the Asian hooker mug.Variation of the "trucker bomb." A projectile spent rubber. While it need not be filled with baby-batter and fresh from a hooker's mudflaps, the following criteria must be met: it must be a condom, the reservoir must be filled with some sort of suggestible fluid, and it must be tied off. Also, the tosser should yell "HOOKER BOMB!" before throwing it at some unsuspecting bystander. The person throwing the hooker bomb should avoid condoms with spermicide if he wishes to write something on said bomb a la "Fat Man" or "Big Boy."
by Sam-Rod March 7, 2007
Get the Hooker Bomb mug.Hey, bro, check out that hooker tooth over there talking to sweet puddin gigolo. aw man what a hooker tooth! Stop stealing mah shit, hooker tooth!
by pseudonym is my name! July 23, 2010
Get the Hooker Tooth mug.A woman who is wise above others in the art of sexual satisfaction and love. In ancient times, these women were considered to be priestesses and were given their own temples where they could teach their art to others for a large sum of money. These women were highly respected and cherished for their extensive knowledge of lovemaking/giving, and their spiritual understanding.
Later, the christian religion would have a great negative effect on these women's lives, mostly because the spiritual beliefs of these cunt-lovin' cultures were pagan (a big no-no to chiristianity). as christianity spread, people started to see sex as a sin, and the priestesses were slowly blacklisted. today, this christian idea of sex as a sin still stands, and hookers are now considered criminals.
Later, the christian religion would have a great negative effect on these women's lives, mostly because the spiritual beliefs of these cunt-lovin' cultures were pagan (a big no-no to chiristianity). as christianity spread, people started to see sex as a sin, and the priestesses were slowly blacklisted. today, this christian idea of sex as a sin still stands, and hookers are now considered criminals.
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