Harmony Sears

Hell on earth. Ruled by the turtle-troll.

Hey have you been to that new Harmony Sears store?

Hell no, I don't want my soul to be eaten by the turtle-troll.

by BrettinskiOtriad April 26, 2010

haxmonkey

One who masturbates so frequently that they can no longer release the dogs.

Man, david is so horny hes a freakin haxmonkey!

by chupomigrandepetos March 5, 2011

Haimson

The Beir wants it, knows it. Haimson is the freshest mofo in the world and everyone wants to be like him. He is also a dirty laxer.

Dude look at Haimson he just scored two goals and penitrated the Beir.

by TheBeir June 12, 2011

Harmonica joint

A certain of joint-rolling called a "flaming backflip" (you can look this up anywhere) cuts a hole along the paper, so you must inhale through the hole instead of through the roach. The result looks as though the smoker is playing a harmonica

try to roll a flaming backflip. it will probably turn into a harmonica joint. you tube the flaming backflip.

by lost1516 December 18, 2011

hairmonica

A euphemism for genitalia for the purposes of oral sex.

Dude, Sally really gets off when I play her hairmonica!

by dingleningle August 16, 2014

Hammond, Ontario

A small country town in Rockland, Ontario that nobody has ever heard of.

Person 1: I went to Hammond, Ontario
Person 2: Is that a store?
Person: No, it's a town.

by Sgt BlackCat January 19, 2016

Harmony Fricken Rist

That one friend you have that everyone thinks you hate but you're actually just sarcastic soulmates.

guy: Oh look, here comes that Harmony FRICKEN Rist
me: Stupid ass looking hoe

guy: Chill...

by Huke Mifford October 27, 2016